Three days before our gender reveal, my husband’s phone lit up between the couch cushions with a text from a contact saved as a red heart: “Can’t stop thinking about Thursday, handsome 😘.” The heart was my best friend, the only person alive holding the sealed envelope with my baby’s sex inside. So I smiled, and I rewrote the party.
My husband and I had spent four of our six married years trying for this baby, and I was thirty-one weeks along.
When the test finally came back positive, Luke sat down on the bathroom tile and cried into my knees.
So we went big, with both families invited, folding chairs crammed onto the deck, and pink and blue streamers twisted around every post of the fence.
The centerpiece was a white box nearly as tall as my hip, packed with balloons in the one color nobody knew yet.
Jordana had ordered it. The ultrasound tech sealed the result in an envelope, and I handed it straight over, because she’d been my best friend since sixth grade.
“I’ll guard it with my life,” she said, and kissed the flap.
That Tuesday night Luke was in the shower and I was on the couch with my feet propped on a laundry basket full of his work socks.
Something buzzed under my hip and I dug it out without looking.
It was his.
The text sat right there on the lock screen, and his passcode was still my birthday, so my thumb did the rest.
Five months of messages. Hotel names. A parking garage downtown. Photos of a kind he’d never once taken of me.
In one of them a woman sat in his passenger seat with her hand over her face, laughing, and on her wrist was the silver bracelet I’d given her for her thirtieth.
It was Jordana.
The shower shut off. “Babe, you seen my charger?” Luke said through the door.
I put the phone back face down exactly where it had been and told him it was in the kitchen.
I wanted to scream until the neighbors called somebody, but screaming felt way too small for what those two had done to me.
So I kept my goddamn mouth shut and started building MY OWN SURPRISE.
Wednesday morning I called the party rental place in Ankeny where Jordana had ordered the box.
“It’s already sealed, honey,” Hilary at the counter said. “You’d have to come down and watch me open it.”
“Then I’m coming,” I said.
Friday evening, forty-some people packed the deck around Luke and me while the string lights came on over the fence.
Jordana stood at the front in a blue sundress, holding her phone up to film. “On three, you two,” she said.
Luke put his hand over mine on the lid and winked at her.
We lifted it together.
Nobody said a word, and somebody’s paper plate hit the boards behind me.
Because inside, there WASN’T ONE SINGLE BALLOON. ⬇️
The poster board
There was one thing in the box, and I’d put it there.
A poster board, twenty inches by thirty, from the photo kiosk at the grocery store, standing on its end against the back wall. I reached in with both hands, lifted it out and turned it around to face the deck.
Jordana in Luke’s passenger seat, laughing behind her hand. The silver bracelet on her wrist. Under the picture, in black letters I’d sized myself on the kiosk screen at six in the morning, the text from Tuesday night.
Can’t stop thinking about Thursday, handsome.
I held it at chest height, up over the belly, so the back row by the grill could read it.
Luke’s hand was still on the lid. He set the lid down on the boards very carefully, the way you put down something that might go off.
Jordana didn’t lower her phone. Her arm stayed straight out, aimed at me, and her mouth stayed open on the word three.
Somewhere behind me my mother said my name once. She says it like that in parking lots, when I’ve wandered off.
Nobody else moved. Somebody’s kid asked what handsome meant and got shushed.
Then Luke’s dad, from the folding chair closest to the grill, said the only practical thing anybody said for the next five minutes.
“Sydney. Where are the balloons?”
Mrs. Zielinski’s homeroom
Jordana sat behind me in sixth-grade homeroom and spent the first week of school braiding the ends of my hair while Mrs. Zielinski took attendance. By October she was sleeping over every Friday. By high school my mom set a fourth plate without asking.
She was my maid of honor. She held my phone during the vows because my dress had no pockets.
When Luke and I started trying, she was the one I called from the bathroom floor every month the test was blank. Four years of that. She learned the drugstore brands. She learned which days to text and which days to leave me alone.
For her thirtieth I bought her a silver bracelet with a bar clasp, two payments at the jewelry counter, and had the bar engraved with the year we met. She cried at the restaurant and wore it every day after.
Luke wanted a boy. He never said it like a demand. He just called the belly “buddy” from the first scan on, and when I said it could be a girl, he said, “Then she’s buddy,” and patted me twice, like a dog he liked.
At the twenty-week scan we told the tech we didn’t want to know. She wrote it on a slip, sealed it in a small white envelope, and handed it to me. I drove it straight to Jordana’s work and handed it through her car window in the parking lot.
She kissed the flap. It left a pink smudge of lipstick across the seal.
Then she slid it into her wallet, behind her driver’s license, and patted the wallet. “Where I keep the stuff I’d die over,” she said.
For two months she’d pull that wallet out at brunch and show me the corner of the envelope, smudge and all, to prove it was still shut.
Luke’s mother, Dorothy, knitted a blanket in plain yellow. “I’m not guessing,” she said. “Yellow does both.”
My mother paid for the rest. Vicki doesn’t do anything halfway. She rented forty folding chairs, bought the string lights, ordered a sheet cake with a question mark on it, and texted me pictures of her receipts like a cat bringing in birds.
Now my mother was standing up out of one of her own chairs, and her face was the color of the cake frosting.
And Luke’s dad was waiting on his answer about the balloons.
“They’re in my trunk,” I said.
Hilary’s counter
Here’s how they got there.
Wednesday morning, after Luke left for work, I drove to the party rental place in Ankeny. It sits in a strip between a nail salon and a tax office, and the window is full of inflatable flamingos.
Hilary was about fifty, reading glasses on a beaded chain, a cardigan with a name tag pinned crooked. She pulled the box out of the back on a dolly. Our name was on a sticker on the side. BERGLUND REVEAL, FRI PICKUP.
“I just need to see it,” I said. “I’m the mom.”
She looked at my stomach and then at my face, and something about my face made her go get the box cutter without asking anything else.
She cut the tape. She opened the flaps.
Blue.
Every balloon. Packed in so tight they squeaked against each other.
I put my hand on the counter. Hilary pushed a stool at me with her foot and I sat on it.
A boy. A buddy. Luke had been right the whole time, and I’d found out at a counter next to a bin of plastic leis, from a stranger, three days before the man I was having him with planned to wink at my best friend over the lid.
“You okay, honey?” Hilary said.
I told her I needed the balloons out and something else put in, and I needed it sealed again so nobody could tell.
She didn’t ask what. She said the reseal was forty dollars and there was a grocery store with a photo kiosk two lights down.
Then she flipped the order ticket around on the clipboard to write my forty dollars on it, and I read it upside down.
Ordered by J. Arellano. Paid in full.
And under that, in blue pen, in Hilary’s hand:
Color called in by phone. Mon. 8/11. Luke. BLUE.
I read it twice. “Luke called this in?”
“A man named Luke,” Hilary said. “Said he was the dad. Said the friend had the info and he was just passing it along.”
So the envelope got opened. Jordana opened it and told him first. Maybe in his car. Maybe in a hotel off the parking garage downtown.
I’d handed her my son’s name in a sealed envelope, and she’d read it to my husband.
Hilary tore the yellow copy off the ticket and gave it to me. “Keep that,” she said. “In case anybody says you did this.”
I folded it in half and put it in my wallet.
Behind my driver’s license.
Thursday
Thursday, Luke came home at lunch to change shirts.
He put on the white one with the short sleeves, the one I’d ironed for the party. He said there was a dinner thing with a client in Des Moines and he’d be late, don’t wait up.
“Thursday,” I said.
“What?”
“Nothing. It’s Thursday.”
He kissed me on the forehead and touched the belly. “Night, buddy,” he said to it, at one in the afternoon.
I sat in the car in the driveway for twenty minutes after he left, with the poster board flat in the back seat under a beach towel and the balloons crammed in the trunk.
Then I called my mother. I needed one person on my side before Friday, and Vicki was the only one I had left.
I told her all of it. The red heart. The bracelet. The parking garage. The ticket at the rental counter.
She was quiet so long I checked the call hadn’t dropped.
“Okay,” she said. “Okay. Here’s what you do. You get through tomorrow.”
“Mom.”
“You get through tomorrow. You smile, you lift the lid, everybody claps, and you deal with it after the baby. You are thirty-one weeks. You don’t blow up a marriage at thirty-one weeks in front of his parents.”
“He’s sleeping with Jordana.”
“I heard you. I paid for forty chairs, Sydney. Matthew and Dorothy drove four hours. Your cousins are flying in from Phoenix. You are not doing this in front of all of them.”
“I’m doing it in front of all of them,” I said.
She hung up on me. She’d never once done that, not in thirty-one years.
That night Luke came home at twelve-forty. I was awake with my back to the door. He showered again, which he never does twice in a day, and got into bed smelling like our soap and somebody’s car.
At 6:02 Friday morning I was standing at the photo kiosk two lights down from Hilary’s, sizing the letters.
At 6:20 my phone buzzed with a text from Jordana.
“Big day!!! Wearing something blue for you, you’ll see 💙”
The envelope
So that was what I knew on Friday when Luke’s dad asked about the balloons. My baby was a boy. My husband had known it since August. My best friend had broken the seal and told him.
Except Jordana was standing there in blue with her phone still up, and she said the first thing she’d said since three.
“That’s not, Syd. You don’t know what that is. Can we go inside?”
“No.”
“You ruined the reveal. You did this to the reveal. Your whole family is here.”
“It’s a boy,” I said.
Her face did something I’d never seen it do in twenty years.
“I wouldn’t know,” she said.
Luke said, “Jordana.”
“I wouldn’t,” she said. “I never opened it. I’d never do that to you.”
Forty people heard her say that. She meant it. That was the worst part. She stood on my deck under my mother’s string lights, wearing blue, and said it like it was the one decent thing she had left.
I held my hand out.
“Give me the envelope.”
She didn’t move, so I said it again, and Dorothy said, from the second row, “Give it to her, honey.”
Jordana took her wallet out of her purse. Her hands were shaking. She slid the envelope out from behind her license and held it up.
The pink smudge was still across the flap, unbroken. Two months of brunches. Two months of showing me the corner.
I turned it over. The seal was flat and whole. Nobody had steamed it. Nobody had touched it.
I took the yellow copy of the order ticket out of my own wallet and held the two of them up side by side.
“Then who told Hilary blue?” I said.
Nobody answered. Everybody on the deck looked at the same person anyway.
Luke had both hands on the edge of the empty box.
I ran my thumb under the flap and tore it open in front of all of them. The slip inside was folded once. The tech’s handwriting was round and fast.
It’s a girl.
Forty folding chairs
Luke talked first and longest. He always did.
“Okay. Okay. Everybody, can we just. Syd. It was a balloon. It was a balloon in a box. She had the envelope and she wouldn’t open it, she kept saying she’d never do that to you, and the place needed a color by Monday, so I picked one. It’s fifty-fifty. Nobody would’ve known till the birth. What does it matter what color the balloons are?”
“You picked boy,” I said.
“I wanted one night of it being a boy. Is that a crime? Four years, Sydney. Four years I didn’t get to want anything. I wanted one night where everybody clapped and it was my son. And then in December she comes out and she’s a girl and everybody laughs and says, oh, the box was wrong, isn’t that funny. That’s it. That’s all it was.”
“You told the rental place you were passing along what Jordana told you.”
“Because they asked.”
“She was in your passenger seat.”
“That’s a different thing. That’s a different thing, and you put it on a poster in front of my mother, so don’t stand there and act like I’m the one who planned something.”
He pointed at the board, then at the box, then at me.
“You planned this. Two days. You drove to Ankeny. You paid somebody. You let me iron that shirt.”
“I ironed the shirt,” I said.
Behind me a folding chair scraped. My cousin Israel was walking his kids down the deck stairs to the yard without a word. Then the Phoenix cousins. Then the neighbors from across the fence, the wife carrying her own paper plate back out the side gate.
Jordana was crying with her mouth closed. Her phone had finally gone down, and it hung at her side still recording the boards. She looked at Luke.
“You told me you got the color from her,” she said. “You said she told you and swore you to secrecy.”
“Jordana, not now.”
“You said she wanted it to be a surprise for me.”
Luke turned on her. “You’re the one who wore the dress. Why would you wear the dress.”
That was the last thing the two of them said to each other on my deck.
My mother was still standing by her chair. She hadn’t said a word since my name. I didn’t look at her, and she didn’t come over.
Dorothy did.
She got up out of the second row, sixty-three, bad knee, holding the yellow blanket she’d brought in a gift bag with tissue paper sticking out the top. She walked past her son without stopping. She put the bag in my hands, on top of the slip.
Then she turned around to Luke.
“Your father and I are driving home tonight,” she said. “You can ride with us or you can find a hotel. You seem to know a few.”
“Mom.”
“Get your things, Luke.”
Matthew was already folding his chair. He leaned it against the rail very neatly, the way you’d return something borrowed.
Luke looked at me one more time, like I might still say it was fine.
I held the door to the kitchen open for him and stood out of the way.
The couch
The Tuesday after Thanksgiving, my phone lit up between the couch cushions.
My phone this time. My feet were up on the laundry basket, and the basket was full of my own laundry now, a stack of tiny pink sleepers on top that Dorothy had mailed from Sioux City with no note.
It was Luke. Can I come by Thursday and get the rest of my stuff? The tools in the garage too.
The yellow blanket was folded over the arm of the couch. My mother had come around by then, mostly. She’d driven up the week before with a car seat still in the box and stood in my kitchen not saying sorry while she put it together wrong.
Jordana had mailed the bracelet back in a padded envelope. No note either. The flap was taped shut twice, very carefully, and I didn’t open it. It was in the junk drawer under the takeout menus.
The deck still had two pink streamers on the fence post by the gate. I’d never climbed up to get them.
The baby kicked hard, right under the ribs, the way she did every night at nine.
I typed Wednesday. I won’t be here. and turned the phone face down on the cushion.
If this one stayed with you, pass it to the friend you’d hand your own sealed envelope to without thinking twice.
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