Stories
The Captain Offered To Move Her. I Said Leave Her In Row Three.
My Brother Saved Me The Seat By The Toilets, Then The Captain Came Looking For…
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Stories
I Had $31 Left When Her New Man Handed Me Our Boat Can
I Told My Wife Sixteen Years With Her Was A Dial Tone And Took Half…
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My Daughter Planned to Lease My House Tuesday. Nobody Ever Changed the Basement Bulb.
My Daughter Said Keep It From Mom Until Tuesday While I Scrubbed Her Roasting Pan…
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My Wife’s Father Never Went Inside. He Pulled Out Behind My Truck Instead.
My Wife Buried Dad's Christmas Place Card In The Trash Because He Drives A Garbage…
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My Boss Fired Me On The Loading Dock Of His Mother’s Dialysis Hospital
MY BOSS TOLD ME I SHOULD HAVE STEPPED OVER THE OLD MAN AT PUMP FOUR…
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I Said Yes To An $18,500 Gown. My Brother Was The First One Clapping.
My Bride Swore She Needed An $18,500 Gown And Then Showed Up To Our Vows…
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My Daughter’s Juice Box Came Home Unopened Every Day, With Her Teacher’s Note
My Daughter's Teacher Saw My Boxer's Face And Decided Her Crayon Picture Was Evidence My…
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Sixty Retired Deputies Bought Raffle Tickets For My Hand, And Nobody Told Me
MY SISTER PEELED MY PRESSURE GLOVE OFF IN FRONT OF SIXTY RETIRED DEPUTIES My older…
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My Husband Had Me Type “For Cause” On The Letter And Sign It Myself
I Fired Our Repair Man For Stealing $2,300 And Then His Son Handed Me My…
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I Had $2,710 Saved For A Car When My Mother Handed Me $38,000
My Mom Vanished For Thirteen Years, Then Showed Up At My Graduation With A $38,000…
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Grandpa Brought My Punch Slip to Dinner. I Still Owe the College $1,840.
Grandpa Pocketed My Punch Slip Ten Minutes Before Close My mother told her Bible study…
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I Had Ninety Seconds Before The Express, And Four Phones Decided I Was The Danger
I DRAGGED A NINE-YEAR-OLD OFF A TRAIN PLATFORM EDGE BY HER HOOD, AND FOUR COMMUTERS…