The House Was So Cheap I Thought I Won the Lottery

For most of my life, I’d been paying rent, dreaming of the day I could finally afford my own house. When I stumbled upon a charming colonial home at an unbeatable price, I thought my dream was finally coming true. But hidden within its walls, particularly in the basement, were secrets that would explain why it was so affordable.

The house was picture perfect at first glance. A postcard-like vision with white siding and touchingly old green shutters on the end of a tranquil, tree-lined street. Sure, there were signs of age—peeling paint and a roof needing repair—but those were cosmetic. It felt as though it had real soul and that it could become my home.

As I approached the house, Susan, the cheerful real estate agent, greeted me with an enthusiastic wave of paperwork. Her energy was infectious, and she was eager to finalize the sale. “It’s the perfect day to seal the deal on your dream home,” she beamed.

Once inside, the house revealed more of its inviting charm. A living room with a fireplace that seemed to crave Christmas stockings and wooden floors that echoed tales of the past made me feel increasingly at home. Susan’s words layered on the excitement, “You won’t find a deal like this elsewhere!” she assured me.

But as we explored further, my enthusiasm was pierced by an unsettling sensation. This uncertainty grew when we reached the basement door. Unlike the other doors, this one was locked with a hefty lock that seemed out of place.

Curiously, I asked Susan, “What’s down there?” Her hesitation was brief but noticeable. “Oh, it’s just a basement,” she waved it off, claiming the key had been misplaced. Something about her demeanor increased my unease, yet I brushed it off. This was my dream house, after all.

I signed the necessary papers, and Susan left with her heels clicking speedily across the floor. As I started unloading boxes from my car at dusk, a woman from next door watched me with a scrutinizing glare. Her silence and piercing gaze unsettled me, leaving me to wonder about her disapproval.

Ignoring the neighbors, I immersed myself in unpacking, but when night fell, the unease crept back in. Exhausted, I fell asleep on the couch, only to be abruptly awakened by a sound in the night—a child’s giggle that didn’t belong in the stillness of my home.

Heart racing, I questioned if it was a dream, but the giggle returned, this time clearer and with a sense of joy that felt entirely out of place. With a mop in hand for defense, I ventured toward the sound, which seemed to emanate from the basement door.

Unable to confront my fear head-on, I called 911, certain there was someone in the basement. Within twenty minutes, an officer arrived, unimpressed by my story. Despite my insistence, his search revealed nothing but cobwebs and dust.

Next morning, a call from a previous owner named Margaret added layers to the mystery. Her cryptic inquiries about how I was ‘settling in’ made my skin prickle. When I mentioned the previous night’s incident, her heavy sigh revealed the house’s haunted past.

Margaret hinted at bizarre occurrences before offering to repurchase the house. It was tempting to abandon the mysterious giggles and creepy evenings, but my pride forced me to refuse, determined to get to the bottom of these odd events.

Equipped with a flashlight, I braved the basement again, spotting faint scuff marks near the vent—a sign of something once there, or recently moved. That night, whispers joined the giggles, drawing me back downstairs where a chilling mist seeped from below the basement door.

The familiar police cruiser returned, the officer’s skepticism now paired with Margaret’s unexpected arrival. United, we descended into the basement to prove any lingering doubts wrong.

Naturally suspicious, I mentioned having installed a camera the day before. Reviewing the footage unveiled the truth—Margaret planting a speaker and a fog machine to create the illusion of a haunted house.

Caught red-handed, Margaret’s pleas and apologies for her deceit left me standing in the fresh dawn air, with a sense of peace and victory. This was my home, fought and won. As I stepped back inside, I knew I’d overcome the obstacles that lay hidden in its foundations.