My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I’d kicked him out.
He handed me a bag with a dozen eggs and a half-pound of bologna. Okay.
I took it just to get him off my back.
Imagine my surprise when I met a mutual friend the same day and he said, “I saw Alex today, he was bragging that he’d already done something smart to get ‘his stuff’ back from you.”
I blinked. โWhat stuff?โ
We werenโt married, thank God. But weโd lived together for almost two years. Long enough for lines to blurโwhose blender was whose, who paid for what, and who technically owned the furniture. But when I told Alex to leave, I made it very clear: if he wanted anything, he had a week to arrange pickup. After that, Iโd consider it abandoned. He didnโt show.
So what exactly had he โgotten backโ?
Thatโs when it clicked.
The eggs. The bologna. The grocery bag.
I ran to the kitchen like a maniac, pulled the plastic bag from the trash, and dumped it onto the counter. Tucked under the lunch meat was a folded receipt. Grocery store logo on top. But the total was $0.00.
Paid in full. With a gift card.
Weird.
I flipped it over. On the back, in tiny letters: โCard balance: $284.19.โ
I swore under my breath. He had slipped the grocery store gift card under the eggs, hoping I wouldnโt notice. That sneaky, manipulative littleโ
I called him. No answer. I texted: โNice trick with the gift card. Come get your crap or Iโm donating it.โ
He replied three hours later with a winking emoji.
I shouldโve thrown the card in the trash. I didnโt.
Not because I needed the money. I was doing fine. But it felt like holding onto a stolen trophy. I locked it in the drawer next to my insurance documents and forgot about it.
Or, tried to.
Until a week later, my doorbell rang again.
This time it wasnโt Alex. It was a woman holding a baby.
โHi,โ she said, shifting the diaper bag on her shoulder. โAre youโฆ Lyra?โ
I nodded slowly.
โIโm Dayna,โ she said. โAlexโs girlfriend.โ
Pause.
I blinked. โEx.โ
โNo,โ she said, โIโm his girlfriend. Current. I just found your address in his glove box. Can I talk to you?โ
We stood awkwardly in the hallway. Her baby fussed, and she bounced him with practiced ease. She looked tired. Kind of beautiful, but in that raw, exhausted way new moms get.
I let her in.
She didnโt sit. Just stood near the door. โI just wanted to know something,โ she said. โDid you kick him out? Or did he leave you?โ
My mouth opened. Then closed.
I shrugged. โI kicked him out. He was cheating on me. With someone who kept calling at 3 a.m. I guess that was you.โ
She flinched.
I immediately felt like a jerk.
โSorry,โ I said. โThat was harsh. But yeah, I told him to leave.โ
She nodded slowly, like something in her brain was clicking into place.
โHe said you were still obsessed with him,โ she said. โThat you begged him to stay, then got violent when he said no.โ
I let out a single, tired laugh.
โYeah, I โgot violentโ by packing up his Xbox and setting it on the porch.โ
She looked around the apartment, then at me. Something about it feltโฆassessing.
Then she said, โHe told me you stole from him.โ
I held up my hand. โLet me guessโthe blender, the air fryer, and a $300 grocery card?โ
Her jaw clenched. โSo it was his?โ
I walked to the drawer, pulled it open, and handed her the gift card. โTell him next time he wants to plant evidence, maybe donโt brag about it the same day.โ
She took it. And for the first time, her eyes filled with tears.
โI maxed my credit card buying diapers this week,โ she whispered. โHe said heโd cover groceries. With this.โ
I suddenly saw her differently.
Not as the girl who wrecked my relationship, but as someone stuck in the same sinking boat Iโd just crawled out of.
โYou hungry?โ I asked.
She nodded.
So I made grilled cheese. And we sat, two strangers bound by the same mistake, feeding a baby and eating on mismatched plates.
The weirdest part? We laughed.
She told me how they metโsome shady little music gig he played at, where he talked big about moving to Austin and “making it.” Told her I was his โcrazy ex.โ
Sounded familiar.
I asked where she lived.
โNowhere right now,โ she said. โWe were crashing at his cousinโs, but they kicked us out after he pawned a PlayStation without asking.โ
Classic Alex.
She looked up. โCan I askโฆ how long did it take for you to get over him?โ
I tilted my head. โNot long after I realized I was never with who I thought I was.โ
She stared at her sandwich. โI thought maybe I could fix him. That if I loved him harderโฆโ
I shook my head.
โYouโre not a rehab center.โ
She wiped her eyes. Then her babyโs chin.
Before she left, she asked if she could keep my number. I said yes.
A week passed. Then two.
I didnโt hear from her, but I thought about her often. About how many women probably had a version of Alex in their past. Or worse, still in their present.
Then I got a message.
It was a screenshot. From Dayna.
A Facebook Marketplace post:
โKitchen appliances, barely usedโpriced to sell! Moving out of state, must go ASAP.โ
Photos of my blender. My air fryer. The dishes I bought last year.
Daynaโs caption:
โHeโs trying to flip your stuff for gas money. Just FYI.โ
I replied:
โWhat address did he list?โ
She sent it. I smiled.
It was five blocks away.
I showed up that afternoon.
He didnโt see me at first. He was too busy haggling with a couple over the toaster oven I bought at Target last Black Friday.
I walked right up, looked him dead in the eyes, and said, โGuess who kept the receipts.โ
He blanched.
The couple backed away slowly, and I held up a manila envelope. Inside: every single purchase slip for the items on that table.
I said loudly, โThese were never yours to sell. This is theft.โ
He started sputtering about โjoint propertyโ and โemotional damage,โ whatever that meant.
I pulled out my phone.
โWant to explain that to the police? Or should we call them together?โ
He backed off.
Fast.
Left everything behind. Didnโt even look at Dayna, who had shown up behind me.
She whispered, โI told him I was done. He didnโt believe me.โ
Now he did.
We split the stuff in the trunk of her car. I let her keep the air fryer.
โI donโt cook,โ I shrugged.
She smiled.
A month later, I got a text:
โGuess who got a job at the bakery on 4th? ๐ Come by sometimeโcoffeeโs on me.โ
I did.
The baby was in a little bassinet behind the counter, snoring softly. Dayna wore an apron dusted with flour and looked like a new woman.
I gave her a hug.
We never wouldโve been friends under normal circumstances. But whatโs normal, really?
Sometimes the worst people in your life bring you the best surprises.
Like grilled cheese. And backup.
And the reminder that youโre not alone.
If youโve ever escaped a relationship that made you feel smaller instead of biggerโshare this.
If youโre in one, and you donโt know how to leaveโask someone.
Thereโs always someone whoโs been through it too.
Weโve got you. ๐
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