My Ex Brought Me Bologna, But What He Bragged About Later Made My Blood Boil

My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I’d kicked him out.

He handed me a bag with a dozen eggs and a half-pound of bologna. Okay.

I took it just to get him off my back.

Imagine my surprise when I met a mutual friend the same day and he said, “I saw Alex today, he was bragging that he’d already done something smart to get ‘his stuff’ back from you.”

I blinked. โ€œWhat stuff?โ€

We werenโ€™t married, thank God. But weโ€™d lived together for almost two years. Long enough for lines to blurโ€”whose blender was whose, who paid for what, and who technically owned the furniture. But when I told Alex to leave, I made it very clear: if he wanted anything, he had a week to arrange pickup. After that, Iโ€™d consider it abandoned. He didnโ€™t show.

So what exactly had he โ€œgotten backโ€?

Thatโ€™s when it clicked.

The eggs. The bologna. The grocery bag.

I ran to the kitchen like a maniac, pulled the plastic bag from the trash, and dumped it onto the counter. Tucked under the lunch meat was a folded receipt. Grocery store logo on top. But the total was $0.00.

Paid in full. With a gift card.

Weird.

I flipped it over. On the back, in tiny letters: โ€œCard balance: $284.19.โ€

I swore under my breath. He had slipped the grocery store gift card under the eggs, hoping I wouldnโ€™t notice. That sneaky, manipulative littleโ€”

I called him. No answer. I texted: โ€œNice trick with the gift card. Come get your crap or Iโ€™m donating it.โ€

He replied three hours later with a winking emoji.

I shouldโ€™ve thrown the card in the trash. I didnโ€™t.

Not because I needed the money. I was doing fine. But it felt like holding onto a stolen trophy. I locked it in the drawer next to my insurance documents and forgot about it.

Or, tried to.

Until a week later, my doorbell rang again.

This time it wasnโ€™t Alex. It was a woman holding a baby.

โ€œHi,โ€ she said, shifting the diaper bag on her shoulder. โ€œAre youโ€ฆ Lyra?โ€

I nodded slowly.

โ€œIโ€™m Dayna,โ€ she said. โ€œAlexโ€™s girlfriend.โ€

Pause.

I blinked. โ€œEx.โ€

โ€œNo,โ€ she said, โ€œIโ€™m his girlfriend. Current. I just found your address in his glove box. Can I talk to you?โ€

We stood awkwardly in the hallway. Her baby fussed, and she bounced him with practiced ease. She looked tired. Kind of beautiful, but in that raw, exhausted way new moms get.

I let her in.

She didnโ€™t sit. Just stood near the door. โ€œI just wanted to know something,โ€ she said. โ€œDid you kick him out? Or did he leave you?โ€

My mouth opened. Then closed.

I shrugged. โ€œI kicked him out. He was cheating on me. With someone who kept calling at 3 a.m. I guess that was you.โ€

She flinched.

I immediately felt like a jerk.

โ€œSorry,โ€ I said. โ€œThat was harsh. But yeah, I told him to leave.โ€

She nodded slowly, like something in her brain was clicking into place.

โ€œHe said you were still obsessed with him,โ€ she said. โ€œThat you begged him to stay, then got violent when he said no.โ€

I let out a single, tired laugh.

โ€œYeah, I โ€˜got violentโ€™ by packing up his Xbox and setting it on the porch.โ€

She looked around the apartment, then at me. Something about it feltโ€ฆassessing.

Then she said, โ€œHe told me you stole from him.โ€

I held up my hand. โ€œLet me guessโ€”the blender, the air fryer, and a $300 grocery card?โ€

Her jaw clenched. โ€œSo it was his?โ€

I walked to the drawer, pulled it open, and handed her the gift card. โ€œTell him next time he wants to plant evidence, maybe donโ€™t brag about it the same day.โ€

She took it. And for the first time, her eyes filled with tears.

โ€œI maxed my credit card buying diapers this week,โ€ she whispered. โ€œHe said heโ€™d cover groceries. With this.โ€

I suddenly saw her differently.

Not as the girl who wrecked my relationship, but as someone stuck in the same sinking boat Iโ€™d just crawled out of.

โ€œYou hungry?โ€ I asked.

She nodded.

So I made grilled cheese. And we sat, two strangers bound by the same mistake, feeding a baby and eating on mismatched plates.

The weirdest part? We laughed.

She told me how they metโ€”some shady little music gig he played at, where he talked big about moving to Austin and “making it.” Told her I was his โ€œcrazy ex.โ€

Sounded familiar.

I asked where she lived.

โ€œNowhere right now,โ€ she said. โ€œWe were crashing at his cousinโ€™s, but they kicked us out after he pawned a PlayStation without asking.โ€

Classic Alex.

She looked up. โ€œCan I askโ€ฆ how long did it take for you to get over him?โ€

I tilted my head. โ€œNot long after I realized I was never with who I thought I was.โ€

She stared at her sandwich. โ€œI thought maybe I could fix him. That if I loved him harderโ€ฆโ€

I shook my head.

โ€œYouโ€™re not a rehab center.โ€

She wiped her eyes. Then her babyโ€™s chin.

Before she left, she asked if she could keep my number. I said yes.

A week passed. Then two.

I didnโ€™t hear from her, but I thought about her often. About how many women probably had a version of Alex in their past. Or worse, still in their present.

Then I got a message.

It was a screenshot. From Dayna.

A Facebook Marketplace post:
โ€œKitchen appliances, barely usedโ€”priced to sell! Moving out of state, must go ASAP.โ€

Photos of my blender. My air fryer. The dishes I bought last year.

Daynaโ€™s caption:
โ€œHeโ€™s trying to flip your stuff for gas money. Just FYI.โ€

I replied:
โ€œWhat address did he list?โ€

She sent it. I smiled.

It was five blocks away.

I showed up that afternoon.

He didnโ€™t see me at first. He was too busy haggling with a couple over the toaster oven I bought at Target last Black Friday.

I walked right up, looked him dead in the eyes, and said, โ€œGuess who kept the receipts.โ€

He blanched.

The couple backed away slowly, and I held up a manila envelope. Inside: every single purchase slip for the items on that table.

I said loudly, โ€œThese were never yours to sell. This is theft.โ€

He started sputtering about โ€œjoint propertyโ€ and โ€œemotional damage,โ€ whatever that meant.

I pulled out my phone.

โ€œWant to explain that to the police? Or should we call them together?โ€

He backed off.

Fast.

Left everything behind. Didnโ€™t even look at Dayna, who had shown up behind me.

She whispered, โ€œI told him I was done. He didnโ€™t believe me.โ€

Now he did.

We split the stuff in the trunk of her car. I let her keep the air fryer.

โ€œI donโ€™t cook,โ€ I shrugged.

She smiled.

A month later, I got a text:

โ€œGuess who got a job at the bakery on 4th? ๐Ÿ™‚ Come by sometimeโ€”coffeeโ€™s on me.โ€

I did.

The baby was in a little bassinet behind the counter, snoring softly. Dayna wore an apron dusted with flour and looked like a new woman.

I gave her a hug.

We never wouldโ€™ve been friends under normal circumstances. But whatโ€™s normal, really?

Sometimes the worst people in your life bring you the best surprises.

Like grilled cheese. And backup.

And the reminder that youโ€™re not alone.

If youโ€™ve ever escaped a relationship that made you feel smaller instead of biggerโ€”share this.
If youโ€™re in one, and you donโ€™t know how to leaveโ€”ask someone.

Thereโ€™s always someone whoโ€™s been through it too.

Weโ€™ve got you. ๐Ÿ’›

Like & share if this hit home. Let someone else know theyโ€™re not crazyโ€”just waking up.