A stranger on a motorcycle crouched beside a wrecked sedan, told the seventy-year-old woman pinned inside, “Keep your hands in your lap and don’t touch the door,” then climbed back on his bike and drove off into the rain while nineteen of us called him a coward. I yelled the loudest. I had no idea what he’d read on that pole.
It was a Thursday in October, a little after six, and gray enough already for headlights.
I run the laundromat where County Road 14 meets the highway outside Larned, Kansas.
From the folding table you can see the whole curve.
So I saw the sedan take it too fast on the wet blacktop.
It hopped the shoulder, skated down into the ditch, and wrapped its front end around a wooden utility pole.
The pole leaned.
Something up top popped like a light bulb dropped on tile.
Then one black line came down across the car’s roof and lay there in the wet grass, twitching.
Behind me a washer on spin walked itself an inch across the floor.
By the time I got my shoes on, cars were pulling over on both sides.
A farmer in brown coveralls was already sliding down the bank.
A kid of maybe twenty-one held his phone up over his head.
A woman from the church van knelt in the gravel with her eyes shut.
She was awake.
The driver, I mean. Short white hair, a cardigan the color of mustard, and the steering column shoved back far enough to pin her to the seat.
“Is somebody calling my son?” she kept saying. “Nicky. Somebody call Nicky.”
Then a motorcycle came down off the highway ramp with no hurry in it at all.
Big gray touring bike with saddlebags, and the man who got off it was bigger than the bike.
Gray beard down to his chest. Leather vest. Hands like oven mitts.
He did not run.
That bothered me right away.
He walked to the lip of the ditch and stood there looking UP, not at her.
Up at the pole. Then along the wires, one way and then the other.
Then he went down the bank, crouched about four feet from her window, and said something I couldn’t hear.
She stopped asking for Nicky.
He said the next part louder, so I got that one.
“Joanna, hands in your lap. Feet off the pedals. Don’t touch anything metal. You’re doing fine.”
He’d gotten her name out of her somehow.
The farmer reached for the door handle.
“DON’T TOUCH THAT CAR,” the big man said.
It was the first time he raised his voice, and every one of us went still.
“She’s stuck, mister,” the farmer said. “We just pull her out.”
“You put a hand on that door and they’ll be pulling two of you out of this ditch.”
“So what’s your big plan?”
He didn’t answer him.
He looked at the grass under the car instead. Water stood in it, shining in the headlights, and the line lay right across it.
Then he climbed back up the bank.
And he went to his motorcycle.
Joanna saw him go. “Sir?” she said. “Sir, are you coming back?”
He stopped with one hand on the seat.
He didn’t turn around.
Then he swung a leg over and started it up.
The church van woman was on her feet. “You can’t LEAVE her like that.”
The farmer told him he was a gutless son of a bitch.
The kid with the phone jogged beside the bike, telling his screen the big guy was bailing on a trapped grandma.
And me?
I was standing in the gravel in my socks.
“YOU COWARD,” I yelled. “She’s seventy years old.”
He looked at Joanna once, through the rain.
Then he opened it up and went west on the county road, away from town, toward nothing but a dark dairy barn and a mile of fence.
His taillight shrank to a dot, and then there wasn’t one.
The line on the roof kept buzzing.
The farmer stood with his hands on his hips, three feet from the door, not quite brave enough anymore.
I didn’t think about it then.
I thought about it for a long time after.
How he’d read the little metal tag nailed to the pole out loud before he left, like a phone number he was memorizing.
How he’d asked her something first, so quiet, and she’d quit asking for her son.
How he turned WEST when the hospital was east.
Nine minutes after he left, the buzzing quit.
Every porch light along County Road 14 went out at once, and my laundromat sign with them, and the dairy too.
The whole road went black except for headlights.
Then one headlight came back over the hill from the west, slow, with something long and yellow strapped across the saddlebags.
There were two people on that bike now.
And when Joanna saw who was riding on the back, she started to cry for the first time all night.
The yellow pole
It was her son.
He was about forty, in a gray work shirt with the electric co-op’s patch on the sleeve, and he was off the back of that bike before it stopped rolling.
“Mom,” he said. “Don’t move. I’m right here.”
“Nicky,” she said, and that was all she said for a while.
The yellow thing was a fiberglass pole, eight feet long, with a brass hook on the end. The big man held the bike up while Nicky worked the straps loose.
Nicky went down the bank with that pole out in front of him like a man walking a dog he didn’t trust. He touched a little tester to the line. He waited. He touched it again.
Then he hooked the line off the roof, walked it ten feet into the grass, and laid it down.
“It’s dead,” he said. “Now you can touch the car.”
The farmer looked at the big man before he moved. The big man nodded.
The fire truck from Larned came down the highway two minutes later. Nicky told the chief he’d pulled the fuses at the dairy tap, and the chief said okay like that was a normal thing to hear.
They got the spreader going on her door.
I went to say something to the big man. I got as far as his front tire.
He was strapping the yellow pole back on for Nicky, and he didn’t look up.
The kid with the phone was at my elbow in the headlights.
“I already posted it,” he said. “It’s at eleven thousand.”
Thursdays at eight
I’ve had the laundromat since 2009. Twenty-two washers, fourteen dryers, a change machine that eats Canadian quarters, and the folding table by the big window, because that’s where the light is.
The kid’s name is Dylan. I’d known it for two years.
Every Thursday at eight he came in carrying two baskets for his grandmother Edna, who has a bad hip and opinions about fabric softener. He took classes at the community college in Great Bend and filmed things for his page. Combines. Hail. A heifer that got loose on the Walmart lot.
He’d show me on his phone while the dryers ran, and I’d say, “Huh,” and he’d laugh like I’d said something.
That’s the boy I would have told you he was.
He filmed close. He always had. At the hailstorm he’d stood right under the gas station awning with the phone a foot from the ice.
Above the change machine there’s a camera. Somebody pried the machine open in 2019 and got a hundred and forty dollars in quarters, so I bought the camera. Because the machine sits by the window, the camera looks straight through the glass at the curve.
I had never once looked at what it caught. It records over itself every eight days.
That night I walked back across the road in my wet socks while the tow truck winched the sedan out of the ditch.
It came up backwards, rear window first, right past me. There was a sticker on the glass, white letters, the kind they sell at the county fair. I didn’t read it. I was looking at my sign.
My sign was still dark. Every washer had stopped mid-cycle with the water standing in it.
I sat down at the folding table and opened Dylan’s video.
The first voice I heard was mine.
Nine hundred thousand
He’d cut it to forty-one seconds.
It started on Joanna’s face through the windshield and ended on the taillight getting small. Over the top he’d typed, “BIKER LEAVES 70 YR OLD GRANDMA UNDER LIVE WIRE. Kansas we are better than this.”
My “YOU COWARD” came at second thirty-three. The phone was so close to me it clipped.
By Friday morning it was at nine hundred thousand.
By noon people were coming in who didn’t have laundry. A man from Kinsley shook my hand across the folding table. Two women from Hutchinson wanted a picture with me by the dryers.
The laundromat’s page, which I’d made in 2014 and posted on maybe six times, had four hundred new reviews. Five stars, nearly every one, and most of them were about me.
“Finally a lady with a spine.”
“She said what all of us were thinking.”
I wrote a comment under Dylan’s video. I said I was the woman yelling. I said the man came back with her son, that the line was cut, that he’d done the right thing and I hadn’t.
It got three likes. Somebody answered it with a laughing face and “ok grandma he ran.”
Friday afternoon Dylan came in without any baskets. He leaned on the folding table where he always leans.
“Put the rest of it up,” I said. “The part where he comes back.”
“It’s dark. It’s just a headlight.”
“It’s her son on the back of that bike.”
“Nobody watches the second half of anything, Rosemarie.” He scrolled while he talked. “It ends on the taillight because that’s the story.”
Tenth Street
By Saturday the comments had a name.
Somebody blew up the frame where the bike turns west and read the plate. Somebody else matched the patch on the saddlebag to a VFW post in Great Bend. After that it took about an hour.
Seamus Hager. Fifty-five. Hager Muffler and Brake, Tenth Street, Great Bend.
His shop had a Facebook page. The top picture was him holding one of those big cardboard checks for a Little League team, grinning into his beard. Under it there were two thousand new comments. People posted the shop’s number. One man posted the street he lived on and asked who was free Saturday night.
I called the shop. It rang and rang.
Sunday morning I drove over. It’s twenty-two miles, and I spent all twenty-two deciding what I’d say and threw every bit of it out.
The shop was closed. The bay door was down.
The man next door was hosing off his lot. He shut the water off when he saw me looking.
“He hasn’t opened since Friday,” he said. “Phone rings all day. People pull in just to honk.” He shrugged. “From what I seen on that video, he’s lucky it’s just the door.”
Across the bay door, in red spray paint, letters three feet high, somebody had written one word.
It was the word I’d yelled, in the same capitals.
The camera over the change machine
I drove home with the radio off.
It was Sunday night before I thought about the camera. Eight days. Thursday was four days gone.
The monitor’s in the back office, between the mop sink and a box of lost socks I keep meaning to give to the church. I sat on an upside-down bucket and scrolled the bar back to Thursday.
6:07. The sedan comes around the curve too fast. On the screen it’s small and gray and quiet. Me at the folding table, jumping up.
6:11. The bike comes down off the ramp.
He gets off. He doesn’t go to the ditch.
He walks to the back of the sedan. It’s tipped nose-down, so the rear window is sitting right up level with the road.
He wipes the rain off the glass with the side of his forearm. Then he stands there with his hands on his knees.
I stopped it and leaned in until my nose was nearly on the screen.
White letters on the back glass. PROUD LINEMAN MOM. Under it, smaller, the co-op’s name.
I hit play.
He goes to the pole and puts his face close to the tag. Then he goes down the bank and crouches by her window. I can’t hear any of it. But her right hand comes up out of her lap and points west. Then it points west again.
He nods. He holds his own hand flat, palm down, and she puts hers back in her lap.
6:14. He’s on the bike. In the corner of the picture there’s a woman in socks with her mouth wide open.
6:23. The screen goes to the gray of the backup battery.
6:31. One headlight, coming from the west.
I watched it four more times. Then I put it on a thumb drive and on my phone both.
Thursday at eight the bell over the door went, and Dylan came in with two baskets.
Edna’s baskets
Edna came in behind him with her cane, which she doesn’t usually do. She lowered herself into the orange chair by the soap machine.
“I saw the video,” she said to me. “You were very loud.”
Dylan started loading a washer like it was any Thursday.
I held my phone out to him with the camera clip playing. He watched it the whole way through, through the sleeve on the glass, the hand pointing west, all of it.
“Okay,” he said. “So?”
“So you put that up.”
“I know he read the window, Rosemarie.” He put the soap in. He didn’t look at me. “I was right behind him. I was about a foot off his shoulder. I’ve got him asking her. ‘Is Nicky the lineman? Where’s he live?’ And she says past the dairy, the white house with the bucket truck. It’s all on the raw.”
Edna turned in the chair. “You had that?”
“I had all of it, Grandma. The long cut’s six minutes, and the whole middle is a guy staring at a pole. Six minutes doesn’t do anything. Forty-one seconds did nine million.”
He shut the lid and fed the quarters in.
“You know what Facebook paid me for that? Forty-one hundred dollars. I paid off the Civic. If I take it down now, everybody says somebody paid me to take it down. If I put up the raw, I’m the guy who lied, and you’re the lady who screamed at a hero. You want that? Because right now you’re the best part. Your ‘coward’ is the whole hook. Every comment’s about you. You’ve got four hundred five-star reviews because of me.”
“Put the raw up,” I said.
“Post your own.” He tipped his chin at my phone. “You’ve got a camera. See how many people want to watch you be wrong.”
So I did.
I sat down at the folding table with both of them watching and put the clip on the laundromat’s page. I typed that I was the woman in socks. That he wiped her back window first and read it. That he went west to get her son, who cut the power, and that a man’s shop door in Great Bend had my word on it now.
Then I put Seamus Hager’s name at the bottom and pushed the button.
Edna got up out of the orange chair. It took her a while. She took the basket of dry towels off the table, out of Dylan’s reach.
“I’ll get a ride home,” she said.
Dylan looked at my screen, then at me.
“You just lost every one of those stars,” he said.
Dryer four
It was a Thursday in November, a little after six, and gray enough already for headlights.
The page is at two point eight stars now. Somebody wrote that I’d been paid to change my story. Two of my Saturday regulars drive to Great Bend to do their wash. Dylan’s video is still up, at eleven million, and mine is at sixty thousand.
Edna comes in Tuesdays with her neighbor and carries her own basket, slow.
The co-op put in a new pole across the road with a new tag. On Tenth Street the bay door is painted gray. If the sun’s right you can see the C through it.
Behind me a washer on spin walked itself an inch across the floor. I put my knee against it, the way I always do.
Then a motorcycle came down off the highway ramp with no hurry in it at all.
He parked by my window and didn’t get off right away. He was looking at the new pole.
I put my shoes on before I went out.
“Joanna says you were the loud one,” he said.
“I was.”
He sat there a while longer with the rain on his vest. Then he got off the bike, came across the lot, and held my door open for me.
If you’ve ever yelled at the wrong person in a parking lot, send this to the one who’d tell you so.
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