My Cousins Split Great-Uncle’s $468,000 House and Booked Him a $7,900-a-Month Bed

Daniel Foster

My cousins split my great-uncle’s $468,000 house three ways over his ninety-first birthday cake, and then my cousin Darin slid a dumpster quote across the table to me and said, “You’re the one with nothing to do, so you clear it out.” Uncle Merle didn’t say a word. He just held his hand out for my keys.

For four years I’d driven to his place at six every morning, before my bus route, to set out his pills and check the pilot light on the furnace.

None of them had done that once.

The party was Claudia’s idea. She ordered the sheet cake, hung a paper banner across his porch in Hutchinson, and invited people he hadn’t seen since my great-aunt Bernice’s funeral.

Uncle Merle sat in his recliner by the front window with a paper plate on his knee.

Darin came in carrying a folder.

Not a card. A FOLDER.

He waited until the candles were out.

Then he fanned three printed pages across the dining table, right beside the cake, and tapped the top one with two fingers.

“Realtor says four sixty-eight if we list before Thanksgiving,” he said.

Claudia leaned over his shoulder to read. Jeremy was already nodding with his mouth full.

Each page had one of their names at the top. Thirds, worked out to the dollar. $156,000 apiece.

My name wasn’t on ANY of them.

That part didn’t surprise me much.

What got me was that the man whose house it was sat twelve feet away, eating a corner piece with blue frosting, and they talked over him like he was a floor lamp.

The neighbor’s sprinkler kept slapping against the front window the whole afternoon.

“Where’s he supposed to live?” I said.

Claudia didn’t look up from the pages. “Fairview has a bed opening in November. I already paid the deposit.”

“Does he know that?”

“He will,” she said.

Uncle Merle kept chewing.

Then Darin pulled a fourth sheet out of the folder and held it out to me at arm’s length, like a waiter with a check.

A hauling company. Two dumpsters, a crew of three, a deep clean after.

$2,870.

“What’s this?” I said.

“That’s yours,” Darin said. “You’re over here every day anyway. You know where all his junk is.”

“You want me to pay to empty his house so you three can sell it.”

“I want you to be USEFUL for once,” he said. “You drive a school bus, Alexis. It’s not like you’re busy after three.”

Jeremy laughed so hard he had to set his plate down.

Claudia’s daughter Emery, who’s eleven, didn’t laugh.

She was looking at the recliner.

So was I, finally.

Uncle Merle had put his plate on the side table. Both of his hands were flat on the arms of the chair, and he was watching Darin the way he used to stare at a bad seam on the line at the plant, back when I was small enough to ride on his boots.

“Alexis,” he said. “Bring me your keys.”

Darin grinned. “There you go. Give him back the house key and we’re square.”

I dug the ring out of my coat.

Bus key. Car key. Mailbox key. His front door key with the green rubber cap I’d put on it so I could find it in the dark.

And one more.

A little flat silver key on its own split ring, with a round red tag.

I’d been carrying it since March and never once used it. He’d handed it to me in the parking lot of the credit union after he signed something inside, and he’d said he didn’t want it in the house, because “people go through drawers.”

I hadn’t thought about it since.

I gave him the whole ring.

He didn’t even look at the house key. He picked out the small one, held it up between his thumb and finger, and turned it toward the dining table.

“Darin,” he said. “Come read me the number on that tag.”

Darin’s grin slipped a little. “Uncle Merle. Come on. It’s your birthday.”

“I’m ninety-one, not deaf,” he said. “I heard EVERY word of it. Read the number.”

Claudia put her fork down.

Darin walked over and bent to squint at the tag.

“Three-oh-seven,” he said. “So what?”

“So that’s a box at the credit union,” Uncle Merle said. “And it isn’t in my name.”

Every head in that dining room turned to me.

I didn’t know what was in it.

I swear to God I didn’t.

But I knew whose name was on the card, because I’d signed it.

Claudia stood up so fast her chair hit the wall.

“WHAT DID YOU MAKE HIM SIGN?” she said.

“She didn’t make me sign a damn thing,” Uncle Merle said. “Your aunt Bernice wanted it done before she passed. I just took my time.”

Then he reached into the pocket of his cardigan and pulled out a folded white receipt with the credit union’s green stripe across the top.

He held it out to Darin.

“Read the line under the box number,” he said. “Out loud. So everybody hears it.”

Darin unfolded it.

He read the first two words.

And stopped.

Blue pen

“Deed to,” Darin said.

That was as far as he got.

The line wasn’t printed. It was Uncle Merle’s square capitals in blue ballpoint, pressed hard enough to dent the paper, right under the number the credit union had typed.

Darin’s mouth stayed open on the third word and nothing came out of it.

“Claudia,” Uncle Merle said. “Your brother’s having trouble. You read it.”

She came around the table and took the receipt out of Darin’s fingers.

“Deed to this house,” she read. “Transfer on death to Alexis M. Burke. Recorded March eleven, Reno County. Bernice’s wish.”

She read it again. The second time she didn’t say it out loud, but her lips moved.

I picked the dumpster quote up off the table. I folded it in half and put it in my coat pocket.

I don’t know why I did that. It was the only paper on that table with my name anywhere near it.

“What’s transfer on death?” Jeremy said. He still had frosting on his thumb.

“It means she got to him,” Darin said.

“It means the house is mine till I’m dead,” Uncle Merle said. “And then it’s hers. And it means nobody’s listing a damn thing before Thanksgiving.”

Somebody’s aunt by the door said she should probably get going. Nobody stopped her.

Claudia folded the receipt into a small square. She didn’t hand it back.

Uncle Merle held his palm out and left it there.

It took her a while. Then she put the square in his hand, and he put it back in his cardigan pocket and patted it flat.

“Fine,” Claudia said. “Keep your house, Uncle Merle. Sit in it. Who do you think is paying Fairview?”

“I didn’t ask for Fairview.”

“Seven thousand nine hundred dollars a month,” she said. “Every month. Do you think that comes out of a cookie jar?”

“I said I didn’t ask for it.”

“You don’t have to ask,” Claudia said. “I’m your power of attorney. I’ve been signing for you since the hospital.”

Six-oh-five

The first morning wasn’t supposed to be a habit.

It was the week after Bernice’s funeral, in January, four years ago. I drove over at five after six because I still had his Pyrex dish from the church ladies, with masking tape on the lid that said VOGT in somebody else’s writing. I wanted to drop it on the porch before my route.

The porch light was off. The kitchen light was on.

He was sitting at the table in his chore coat and his cap, with a cup of coffee he hadn’t drunk, and I could see my breath in his kitchen.

The thermostat said fifty-one.

“Pilot’s out,” he said. “I was waiting for it to get light so I could see the little window.”

He meant the sight glass on the furnace. Bernice had always done it. Forty-some years married and he’d never once lain down on that basement floor, because she said he’d blow his eyebrows off.

So I lay down on the basement floor with the long lighter from the junk drawer, and I got it going on the third try, and I was eleven minutes late to the bus yard.

The next morning I came back to make sure it held.

Then I just kept coming.

The bus yard opens at six-forty. My first stop is at six fifty-five, a farmhouse out past the fairgrounds where two little boys wait at the end of a gravel lane holding hands. So I had from six to six-thirty, and that was his.

I check the pilot light. I fill his pill box on Sundays, the long one with seven days and AM and PM, and on the other mornings I just make sure the right lid is open. I bring in his mail and stack it on top of the bread box, because that’s where Bernice always stacked it.

The light bill. The Medicare papers. A seed catalog he never ordered from, every month, from a company in Iowa.

His credit union statement used to come the first week of every month, in a white envelope with the green stripe.

I hadn’t stacked one of those since June. I figured he’d finally gone paperless, like the girl at the drive-through window kept telling him to.

The porch light burned out that first winter and nobody fixed it for a year. That’s why the front door key has the green rubber cap. I could feel for it in my pocket in the dark.

On Fridays, after my afternoon route, I drove him to that drive-through.

He’d send forty dollars out in the tube for the week, and the tube would come back with his cash and a little paper slip. He’d fold the slip in quarters, every time, and push it down in his cardigan pocket.

“What do you keep those for?” I asked him once.

“Bernice kept everything,” he said.

That was the whole answer.

Claudia did Sundays, every other one. She drove up from Wichita with a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store and stayed a couple hours. She’d take a picture of the two of them on the couch and put it on Facebook. Sunday with my favorite guy. Forty, fifty likes. People from church would comment that she was a saint.

When he got pneumonia, the February before last, it was Claudia at the hospital. She talked to the doctors. She had papers from the social worker on a clipboard, and she signed them on the hood of her car in the parking garage because she said somebody in this family had to be responsible.

I didn’t argue. I was driving a bus with forty-one kids on it. I couldn’t be in a hospital at two in the afternoon.

On the Monday after one of Claudia’s Sundays, the middle drawer of his desk in the den would be open about an inch. Once the rubber band was gone off his bundle of insurance papers, and they were back in there loose.

I’d close the drawer. I didn’t think about it.

Then in March he called me on a Tuesday night and asked if I’d run him to the credit union after my route. He said he had to sign some things and he wanted a ride, not company.

A woman named Krista Kulkarni met us inside. She had a glass office in the back with a notary stamp on the desk. Uncle Merle went in with her and she shut the door.

She’d had the girl at the front desk give me a card to sign while I waited. Name, address, signature, twice. I asked what it was for and the girl said it was for Mr. Vogt’s box.

I signed it. I watched the back of his head through the glass for twenty minutes.

Then the parking lot, and the little key with the red tag, and people go through drawers.

I came back to the dining room the way you come back from a nap. Seven months had gone by in about two seconds.

The aunt by the door was gone. A cousin’s husband was holding the screen door for his wife.

Claudia’s purse sat open on the chair by the china hutch.

His checkbook was in it. The blue vinyl one from the plant, the name worn off the front.

Fairview

Darin found his voice before anybody else did.

“That’s undue influence,” he said. “That’s a legal term, Alexis. Look it up on your break.”

“I didn’t know what the box was.”

“You’re over here every single morning,” he said. “You’re the one handing him his pills. Who knows what you’ve been handing him.”

“His blood pressure pills.”

“Says you.”

Jeremy laughed again, but smaller this time. He looked at Darin to see if that was right.

“He signed a deed to the bus driver,” Darin said. “Ninety-one years old. That’s not a man who knows what he’s signing. We get him evaluated. We get a doctor to put it in writing.”

“I’m sitting right here,” Uncle Merle said.

“I know you are, Uncle Merle. That’s my point.”

Claudia had her phone out. She was scrolling with her thumb, fast, the way people do when they’re looking for a text they know they sent.

“I can sign a listing,” she said, not looking up. “As his attorney-in-fact. The deed only matters when he’s dead. Till then it’s his house, and I sign for him.”

“You don’t sign for me in my own dining room,” Uncle Merle said.

“I sign for you at the bank,” she said. “I sign for you at the doctor. I sign for you every time somebody needs a grown-up.”

Emery got up from the end of the table.

She didn’t say anything. She walked over and sat down on the arm of the recliner, the way kids sit on the arm of a chair, and she put her hand on top of his hand.

“Emery,” Claudia said. “Come here.”

Emery didn’t move.

“Emery Ann.”

She stayed where she was. Uncle Merle turned his hand over under hers so she was holding it.

That was when I did the stupid thing.

I said, “I’ll give it back.”

All three of them looked at me.

“The house,” I said. “I’ll sign whatever. I don’t want it. I’ll go down there Monday and sign it back to you. Just leave him in it. Leave him here till he’s done.”

I meant every word. I drive a school bus. I live in a duplex with a bad water heater and a landlord named Harrison who texts me in all capital letters. I never once in my life thought about owning a four-bedroom ranch house with a two-car garage.

I wanted him in his chair by his window. That was all I wanted.

Claudia put her phone down on the table, very gently.

“Did everybody hear that?” she said. “She just said she’d sign it back. Like it’s hers to sign.”

“That’s not what I…”

“It’s not yours to give back,” Uncle Merle said.

He said it to me, not to her. He said it the way he used to say it when I took a cookie off Bernice’s cooling rack without asking. Flat. Final.

“Bernice and I decided,” he said. “You don’t get to undecide it for us.”

So now I was the greedy one, for trying to give it away, and the ungrateful one to him, for the same thing.

Darin started collecting his three pages off the table. He stacked them and tapped the edge on the wood, like a newscaster.

“Monday,” he said to Claudia.

“Monday,” she said.

People left in a clump after that. Somebody took the banner down off the porch and folded it wrong. Claudia cut the rest of the sheet cake into squares and put them in a Tupperware and took it with her, and Emery went out to the car with her head down.

Jeremy got a corner piece for the road.

I stayed till nine. I did the dishes. Uncle Merle sat in the recliner and didn’t turn on the TV. When I left, he said, “Six,” and I said, “Six.”

Darin’s truck went past me on Seventeenth as I was pulling out. Going back toward the house.

I figured he’d forgotten his folder.

Sunday at six, the key with the green cap went into the front door lock and would not turn.

The back step

I tried it four times.

I took it out and looked at it under my phone light like it might have changed shape overnight. Same key. Same green cap.

The lock had changed. The old one was a tarnished brass knob Bernice had wanted to replace for twenty years. This one was a shiny satin nickel deadbolt with the sticker residue still on the edge.

There was a gold key under the doormat. I could see the corner of it.

Before I could pick it up, the porch light came on. It had been out for a month again.

Uncle Merle opened the door in his robe and his cap.

“They were here,” he said. “Ten o’clock last night. Darin had a drill.”

“Did they say anything?”

“Darin said it was for safety,” he said. “Since you’ve got keys to everything.”

He stepped back so I could come in. His slippers were on the wrong feet. I didn’t say anything about it.

The house was cold, but only regular cold. I went down and checked the pilot anyway and it was fine, little blue flame, sitting there like it had never gone out in its life.

When I came back up he was at the kitchen table with his magnifying glass, the big one with the handle, and a manila envelope.

Somebody had written on the front of the envelope in black marker. LUCY. MON 10 AM. NEW KEY UNDER MAT.

“That’s Claudia’s writing,” I said.

“I know whose writing it is.”

He slid it to me.

Inside was a listing agreement with a real estate office on Main. Lucy Tullis, Realtor. List price $468,000, which I already knew. Sign to go in the yard Monday. Photographs Monday. Open house the Sunday after.

At the bottom, on the line that said Seller, there was a signature.

Claudia’s. And after it, in her handwriting, the words attorney-in-fact for Merle J. Vogt.

It was dated October twentieth. Six days before the party.

Under it was a second set of pages, stapled. Fairview Senior Living. Admission Agreement.

Admission date: November third.

Responsible party: Claudia, as attorney-in-fact.

Method of payment: automatic monthly draft, resident’s own account, with a number on the line I recognized from the top of his drive-through slips. And a box underneath that said anticipated proceeds, sale of residence, with an X in it.

At the bottom of page four there was a line that said Resident has been informed of admission.

Claudia had circled YES.

I read the whole thing twice. Then I took a picture of every single page with my phone, flat on his kitchen table, with the salt shaker holding down the corners.

He watched me do it.

“She didn’t need the birthday,” he said. “She already had it signed. The birthday was so all of them could hear it at once and I’d look like I agreed.”

“Uncle Merle, she can sell it. She can put the sign up tomorrow.”

“I know what she can do.”

“Then why’d you let them do the whole party?”

He put the magnifying glass down.

“Because Darin wanted to hand you that bill,” he said. “And I wanted him to do it in front of me.”

I didn’t have anything to say to that.

I filled his pill box. Sunday through Saturday. AM and PM. My hands knew how to do it without me.

Then I called the bus yard. Tom in dispatch picked up on the second ring, because Tom is always there.

I told him I was sick. Nine years, and I’d never once called in sick. He didn’t believe me and he didn’t ask.

When I hung up, Uncle Merle had his cardigan on over his robe, the brown one, buttoned wrong.

He patted the pocket. Something in it made a paper sound.

“Tomorrow, nine o’clock, you drive me to the credit union,” he said. “Bring the little key.”

Box 307

Krista Kulkarni was the first one through the glass door on Monday. She had her coat on still and a coffee in a paper cup.

She knew him. She said his name before he said hers.

“I need my box,” Uncle Merle said. “Well. Her box.”

She took my driver’s license and checked the card I’d signed in March. Then she walked us back past the tellers to a steel door, and through it to a room the size of a closet, with the boxes on three walls like post office boxes.

Three-oh-seven was on the bottom row.

Her key went in one lock. Mine went in the other. It was the first time that little key had done anything but ride around on my ring.

She slid the box out and set it on a small table and left us alone, and pulled the door to behind her.

Uncle Merle lowered himself into the one chair. He nodded at the lid.

“Go on,” he said. “It’s yours.”

There were three things.

A long white envelope from the Reno County Register of Deeds with a stamp on the front. The original deed, folded in thirds, with a raised seal you could feel with your thumb.

A spiral notebook with a green cover, the kind you buy for a dollar in August. I knew it. Bernice used to keep it next to the phone in the kitchen. I’d thought it was recipes.

On the first page, in her handwriting: What we have given.

Darin. 2009. $61,000. Shop. Under it, in a different pen, years later: not repaid.

Claudia. 2011. $38,500. House, Wichita. Not repaid.

Jeremy. 2016. $22,000. Truck, and the lawyer. Not repaid. Don’t tell Merle I wrote the lawyer.

And a page torn out of the same notebook, folded once, with my name on the outside.

I didn’t open that one. I put it in my coat with the dumpster quote.

Then Uncle Merle reached into his cardigan pocket with both hands and turned it out on the table.

Drive-through slips.

Folded in quarters, every one, the way he’d done them in my car every Friday since spring. Some of them soft from being in the pocket so long. He started unfolding them and lining them up by date, slow, because his fingers don’t do small things very fast anymore.

I helped him.

Twenty-one of them. The first one was the first Friday in June. Every one had the balance printed at the bottom.

$35,350.

$34,890.

$29,610.

$28,940.

$21,100.

Every one had something written beside it in his blue ballpoint. Small, in the margin. A date and a number and a letter.

6/12 – 4,000 – C.

7/3 – 2,500 – C.

9/18 – 9,400 – C. FAIRVIEW.

“I can’t get the statements,” he said. “They stopped coming. So I got these.”

“Since June.”

“Since June,” he said. “The girl at the window told me my mail address was changed to Wichita. I said I didn’t change it. She said my power of attorney did.”

He kept unfolding.

I went and got Krista. I asked her if she could print his account history from June, and she looked at him, and he nodded, and she said she could do that for Mr. Vogt.

It came off the printer warm. Four pages.

Every withdrawal had a little code next to it. Krista ran her pen down the page and said the code meant the transaction was made by the attorney-in-fact on file.

She added it up on the calculator on her desk, twice, because she didn’t like the first number.

“Thirty-one thousand six hundred and forty,” she said. “Since June fourth.”

Nobody said anything for a while.

Then Uncle Merle asked her for the form to revoke a power of attorney. He said it like he was asking for a deposit slip.

She had one. She knew exactly which drawer it was in. She said it happens more than people think.

He signed it. She stamped it. She made four copies and told us one had to be recorded at the courthouse and one had to go to anybody who might rely on the old one.

I said I knew somebody.

I called Lucy Tullis, Realtor, from the parking lot at 9:52. She was in her car. She was on her way to put a sign in his yard.

I read her the form. All of it. I read her the line on the Fairview papers, resident has been informed.

She was quiet. Then she said she’d be pulling over now, and she’d call Claudia herself.

When I got back in the car, Uncle Merle was holding the last slip up to the windshield to read it. The Friday before the party.

$2,910.

Forty dollars more than the dumpsters.

Tuesday supper

He told me to call them. All three. Supper at six, his house.

“They won’t come,” I said.

“Claudia will come,” he said. “Lucy called her.”

She came first. Five-fifty. She had Emery with her, and she didn’t knock. She tried the knob and it was locked, and she had to stand on the porch and wait, and I could see her through the window deciding whether to use the key under the mat.

The key under the mat was in my pocket.

Darin came at six on the dot, in his work shirt, with his name in an oval over the pocket. Jeremy came at six-twenty and said the light on Fourth was out.

Nobody ate. I’d made a pot roast. It sat on the stove.

I laid the paper on the dining table where the three pages had been on Saturday. The revocation, with Krista’s stamp. The four pages of the account history. Twenty-one drive-through slips in a row, oldest on the left.

Bernice’s notebook I left in my coat.

Then I went and stood by the china hutch. I didn’t sit down.

Claudia didn’t even pick anything up.

“Okay,” she said. “Okay. So this is what we’re doing. You went to the bank with him. You got Krista to print out his private banking and you laid it out on the table like a yard sale.”

“He asked her to,” I said.

“He asked her to. Do you know what Fairview costs, Alexis? I told you. Seven nine a month. You think I wanted to put a deposit down? You think I did that for fun?”

She was pointing at the slips without looking at them.

“The four thousand in June was his gutters,” she said. “His gutters were falling off the house. Ask Darin. The twenty-five hundred was the roof guy, the inspection, because you can’t list a house with a roof like that, they won’t even show it. I paid his property tax. Did you know that? No. Because you just come over and open a pill box.”

“You paid his property tax with his money,” Uncle Merle said.

“I PAID it. Somebody had to PAY it.”

“The gutters are the same gutters,” he said. “Go look.”

She kept going. I won’t write all of it.

She said she’d driven from Wichita every other Sunday for four years. She said she gave up her own weekends. She said she was the one who sat in that hospital, not me, not Darin, and the papers she signed in that parking garage were the only reason he was still breathing.

She said the extra was what she was owed. For the gas. For the Sundays.

She said, “You don’t know what it’s like being the one everybody calls.”

Nobody had called her. I didn’t say that.

Darin hadn’t touched anything either. He was standing at the end of the table reading the account history upside down.

“Hold on,” he said. “Claudia. Hold on a second. What’s this, ten grand in August?”

“That’s personal.”

“That’s not personal. That’s coming out of the house.”

“It’s not coming out of anything, it’s his account.”

“It’s coming out of what we SPLIT,” Darin said. “You told me his savings would carry Fairview till the house closed. You said there was sixty in there. You looked me right in my face in this room and said sixty.”

“I said around.”

“You took my third,” Darin said. “You took my third out a little at a time and you let me stand there with a realtor.”

He didn’t look at Uncle Merle once. Not one time. The whole thing was about the money in the middle of the table, and whose pile it was coming out of.

Uncle Merle sat in his recliner by the window and watched him the way he’d watched him Saturday.

Jeremy wasn’t laughing. He’d pulled out a chair and sat in it, which nobody else had done.

“You said the roof,” he said to Claudia. “You told me Uncle Merle needed a roof.”

“Jeremy, stay out of it.”

“You had me come up here in May and carry all them boxes out of the den so the roof guy could see the ceiling,” he said. “There wasn’t any roof guy.”

He looked at the slips.

“You had me carry his papers out to your car,” he said.

Claudia picked up her purse off the chair.

“Krista has to report it,” I said. It was the first thing I’d said since I put the paper down. “She told us Monday. It’s a state law. It’s not up to me.”

Claudia stopped with the purse halfway up her shoulder.

“You reported me to the STATE.”

“She did.”

“Over his GUTTERS.”

“Over the address,” Uncle Merle said. “You changed my address, Claudia. You changed where my mail goes. I’m ninety-one years old and I had to read my own bank account through a little window.”

She didn’t have anything for that. That was the only time all night she didn’t.

She turned around to the end of the table.

“Emery. Get your coat.”

Emery had been on the arm of the recliner since they walked in. She looked at Uncle Merle. She looked at me.

“We’re not coming here anymore,” Claudia said. “Get. Your. Coat.”

Emery got up. She kissed Uncle Merle on top of his cap, which I’d never seen anybody do, and she went and got her coat off the hook by the door.

“Bye, Alexis,” she said.

The door shut behind them. Claudia’s car backed out so fast it went over the edge of the yard.

Jeremy left a few minutes later. He said sorry to the floor, and he put the spare key to Uncle Merle’s truck on the hook by the door. I hadn’t known he had one.

Darin stayed standing at the end of the table.

“This isn’t over,” he said. “That’s still a lot of house. That’s still my family’s house.”

“Darin,” Uncle Merle said. “Bring me your keys.”

Darin looked at him a long time. Then he dug in his work pants.

He put two shiny new keys on the dining table, right where the cake had been.

Thanksgiving

At six-oh-five on Thanksgiving morning the key with the green cap turned in the front door like it had never been gone.

That cost me a hundred and sixty-five dollars and a Saturday. A locksmith from Nickerson put Bernice’s tarnished brass knob back in. Uncle Merle stood in the doorway the whole time and told him he was doing it wrong, and he wasn’t.

The pilot light was fine. I checked it anyway.

I filled the pill box, Thursday through Wednesday. AM and PM.

On top of the bread box there was a white envelope with a green stripe. The first one since June. He hadn’t opened it. He’d left it on the stack for me, which I think was a joke.

Emery’s school picture from last year is still on the refrigerator, under the Mahindra magnet. There’s no new one. Claudia blocked me everywhere the night of the supper, and Emery doesn’t have a phone. That’s the part that costs. That’s the part I think about on my route.

Bernice’s page is still in my coat. I’ve read it more times than I’ll say. It’s not long.

I didn’t go to anybody’s house for Thanksgiving. I brought a pumpkin pie from the grocery store and a can of whipped cream, and we ate it at two in the afternoon off paper plates.

He sat in his recliner by the front window with the plate on his knee.

The neighbor had finally shut his sprinkler off for the winter. The hose was rolled up on the side of the house. It was quiet enough to hear the furnace kick on.

When he was done, he set his plate on the side table and held out his hand.

“Alexis,” he said. “Bring me your keys.”

I dug the ring out of my coat and gave it to him. Bus key. Car key. Mailbox key. The green cap.

The little silver key with the red tag was still on its own split ring, hanging off the side.

He worked it loose with his thumbnail, slow, and threaded it onto the big ring right next to the green cap, and handed the whole thing back to me.

“There,” he said. “Now nobody has to go through any drawers.”

If somebody in your family is sitting in a recliner by a window right now, go see who’s been opening their mail.

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