I THINK I’M GOING INSANE… because I swear I’m being FOLLOWED by a yellow hat.
I am 28 (F), on the verge of getting married, when terrible things began happening to me.
First came the harassment. Then, hateful messages flooded my phone day after day. Then, someone broke into my apartment and destroyed everything I owned. They spray-painted “DISGUSTING WORTHLESS TRASH” in red letters across my bedroom wall. And every time I stepped outside, no matter where I went, I spotted it – a yellow hat. In a crowd. Across the street. On the train platform. Always there, just at the edge of my vision, close enough to feel deliberate.
I was TERRIFIED. The police told me they couldn’t do anything without more evidence.
My childhood friend, Sloane, could see I was coming undone. “Come stay at our lake house upstate. It’s remote. You’ll be safe there. No one will find you.”
I had no other option. I went.
The first couple of days passed in blissful quiet. Then Sloane left to pick up groceries, and I was completely alone.
I found it in the closet.
The Hat on the Hook
A single bare bulb hummed overhead. On the cedar rod hung a puffy coat, a life-jacket, two moth-nibbled flannels, and that yellow bucket hat like it had always lived there.
I stared until my eyes stung.
Corduroy brim, faded from sunshine to the color of dandelion stems. A smear of what looked like dried mud along the crown. It swayed a little although the air in the closet was still.
I didn’t move for a full minute. Just listened to my own pulse thumping in my ears – three beats, pause, three beats, pause. Then I yanked the hat down, pinched the tag between my fingertips. No brand name, just a laundry symbol and the number 42 scrawled in Sharpie.
Forty-two is Greg’s hockey number.
My phone was charging in the kitchen. I sprinted, nearly slipped on the rug, jabbed at the screen. One bar of service, enough. I called Sloane first. Straight to voicemail.
“Where did you get a YELLOW HAT?” My voice came out brittle, even to me. I hung up without leaving the rest of the message.
Greg next. Rings. He finally answered on the fourth.
“Hey, future Mrs. Porter.” He sounded busy, clacking keyboard noises in the background.
“You bought a bucket hat lately?”
A pause, then a laugh that clipped off too fast. “What? No. Are you okay, Lou?”
“I’m staring at the thing that’s been stalking me for two months.”
“What thing? Babe, you’re not making sense.”
I told him. The break-in, the slurs, the messages, I’d withheld it all because wedding stress was already frying him. I spit it out now in a tangled rush and when I finished, he breathed, “Why the hell didn’t you tell me?”
Thunder cracked outside, sharp as a door slam. The cell signal hiccuped, went robotic, then died.
A Storm Hangs Over Carter Lake
The screen door banged in the wind, though I’d latched it. June in the Adirondacks can turn from postcard blue to gun-metal in ten minutes; now the pine tops bent and the lake looked like a field of lead shingles.
I shut every window, drew the flimsy curtains. No cell service, no Wi-Fi – Sloane never bothered installing it here, said the lake house was for detox. Right now it felt like a bunker with the radio torn out.
I laid the yellow hat on the kitchen table and circled it the way you inspect a live grenade. I tried logic. Maybe Sloane bought it years ago, forgot. Maybe the stalker’s hat is a different one altogether. How many yellow hats could there be in New York? Thousands. Tens.
But forty-two in Sharpie.
The power flickered. I grabbed the hat, shoved it under the sink cabinet, and jammed the door shut.
Thunder again. Closer this time.
Something knocked on the porch – three hollow raps.
I froze mid-step.
Another three. Deliberate. I swore my spine shortened by an inch.
The Man in the Window
The porch wrapped around the back facing the lake. I lifted one slat of the blind, just a hair.
A man stood at the railing, slicker flapping, hatless. Mid-fifties, heavyset, nose like someone stabbed a potato with two pencils. He waved with the lazy confidence of a neighbor.
Through the glass, I shouted, “Who are you?”
He cupped a hand to his ear. I unlocked, opened two inches, chain still drawn.
“Afternoon,” he said. Rainwater beaded on his eyebrows. “You Sloane?”
“No.”
He glanced at a slip of paper. “She asked me to drop firewood before the weather hit. I’m Doyle.” He pointed to an idling pickup stacked with logs.
I’d met Doyle once as a kid; he taught me to bait worms. Same guy. That calmed me enough to pop the chain.
He stomped the mud off his boots in the foyer, lugged three armloads to the hearth, then paused, sniffing like a hound. “You smell bleach?”
I almost laughed. “That’s fear.”
He didn’t smile. “You’re alone up here?”
“Just until Sloane gets back.”
Doyle scratched his neck. “Storm’s bad. Road’s gonna wash at the culvert. If she ain’t back by dusk, she’s staying in town.”
My heart did a small sick flip. “There’s no landline. My cell is garbage.”
He rummaged in his jacket, produced a walkie-talkie. “Channel nine. I monitor till midnight.”
I took it. His truck fishtailed down the drive, taillights gone behind the firs.
Footprints Across the Deck
Dusk, and still no Sloane. The rain eased to a hush. I built a fire exactly the way Doyle showed me thirteen summers ago, alternating small, big, small, big. The walkie sat on the coffee table. I kept staring at it, willing it to crackle alive. Nothing.
Half past nine, I locked up for the night. Every curtain shut, every bolt thrown. On my second circuit I noticed the sliding door to the deck hung open by an inch. Wind, I told myself. I slid it shut.
That’s when I saw the footprints. Bare feet, adult size, the boards darkened in two curving paths: one toward the house, one away.
I pressed my palm to the print. Still wet.
I ran to the sink cabinet. Empty. The hat was gone.
The Letters Under the Floorboards
I didn’t sleep. I sat at the dining table with a steak knife pointed at the front door and the walkie in the other hand.
Around 3:00 a.m. the fire died and I grew cold enough to move. The hat might be back, I thought, check again. I opened every closet, every drawer. Nothing.
In the guest bedroom I lifted a throw rug and saw fresh pry marks in one plank. I wedged my knife tip, worked it up. A shallow cavity held a shoebox taped shut.
Inside: twenty or thirty envelopes. My name on many. Postmarks from the past eighteen months.
I tore one open. My engagement photo, the one on our wedding website. Across my face, red letters spelling WHORE.
Another envelope. A printout of Greg’s company directory with every instance of my married name doodled over in yellow highlighter.
I opened three more. Same handwriting, same venom. No return address.
But the bottom six envelopes were different: addressed to Greg, care of his office. All slit then re-taped. I peeled the tape, read.
Dear Greg,
Stop pretending. She doesn’t know you like I do. Remember Nantucket? You promised. I won’t fade quietly. Tick-tock.
No signature, just the sketched outline of a floppy hat in yellow marker.
My stomach folded. Nantucket? Greg had gone to a finance retreat last fall. He said it was boring as beige paint. Who wrote these?
Sloane’s Groceries
At six the sky had that washed-out pre-dawn color. I gave up on sleep, brewed stale coffee while reading every letter twice. By the time I finished my cup, a white Subaru turned into the drive.
Sloane lugged canvas bags through the door, cheeks red from cold.
“Jesus, you look like a raccoon.” She dumped cereal and canned soup on the counter.
“You left me without a phone line.”
“The cell tower’s dead half the time. Didn’t think you’d panic.” She shrugged. “You okay?”
I spread the letters like poker cards. Her face emptied. Not shock – a flat, practiced blank.
“Where were these?” she asked.
“Under the floor. Why’s my name on them, Sloane?”
She focused on one envelope. “Who else knows about these?”
“Just Doyle. Maybe the deer out back. Answer me.”
She collected herself, ran a hand through her hair. “Lou, you’ve been losing it for weeks. You probably wrote these to yourself.”
If she’d slapped me, I’d have taken it better. “I found the yellow hat in the closet yesterday. It vanished hours later. Explain that.”
She looked straight past me, eyes glassy. “There’s no hat.”
Part of me almost believed her. Gaslighting works better if you love the person.
Then she softened, poked my shoulder. “Let’s sit. Breathe. I’ll make eggs.”
I let her cook because I needed the knife block behind her.
Channel Nine
Mid-omelet the walkie burst alive. “Redbird to Nest. You copy?”
I snatched it. “Nest here.”
Static, then Doyle: “Saw movement on your shoreline ’round four. Tall male. Didn’t match your friend’s profile.”
Sloane stiffened, spat a shell fragment into the sink.
“Describe him,” I said.
“Couldn’t. Too dark. Just saw the color – yellow.”
The walkie hissed out.
Sloane slapped the stove knob off. “We’re leaving. Now.”
“My car’s dead. You took yours.”
“We’ll hike to the highway.”
Storm still muttering outside, thunder to the north. “In running shoes? No.”
She grabbed my wrist. Hard. “We go. Or you die here alone.”
That was new. Sweet, goofy Sloane never gripped anyone like that. I yanked free. She reached again; I shoved her hip. She slipped on a blob of egg, hit the floor, skillet clanged.
I bolted to the foyer, jammed feet into boots, didn’t tie them. The letters flew into my coat pocket. I was out the door before she found her footing.
The Boathouse
Rain started again – cold needles. I sprinted downhill through pine needles slick as ice, boots slapping my heels. Halfway I heard Sloane shouting my name, distant.
The lake’s surface smoked in the dawn chill. The boathouse sat on stilts, padlock dangling. I forced it with a rock.
Inside smelled of mice. Two canoes, one rowboat. I chose the rowboat, shoved it through the doors with a groan of warped wood.
Mid-lake, arms burning, I glanced back. The house silhouettes against a gray sky, one upstairs light on. A figure moved from window to window. Too far to see color.
I rowed to the far bank where a county road snakes west. As I tied off to a birch trunk, a familiar vibration in my coat: my phone, service restored.
One new text from Greg.
just talk to sloane before you do anything crazy
A second bubble popped immediately.
remember the hat game? lol
Hat game? I scrolled. A photo loaded – Greg at a bar, laughing, arm around… Sloane. Both wearing that stupid yellow hat, passing it back and forth like musical chairs. Time-stamp: Nantucket.
My knees quit and I sat in the mud.
Yellow Truth
The yellow hat wasn’t a stalking tool. It was their inside joke. Their lover’s lighthouse.
I opened the next photo. Greg naked in a hotel mirror, brim tilted over his junk. Another: Sloane wearing it, lipstick smudged, giving a thumbs-up.
A flurry of thoughts: Greg’s late nights, Sloane’s new “consulting gig” in Boston that same month, her sudden volunteer role as my maid of honor. She could track every vendor call, every dress fitting. She knew when my apartment would be empty.
She’d broken in with Greg’s spare key. She’d spray-painted my wall. She’d sent the letters. He’d played innocent fiancé, letting her do the dirty work while he kept his hands wedding-white.
Why?
Maybe they wanted me to break first. Call off the ceremony, disappear. Greg could shrug, say I cracked under pressure, poor thing. Then they could go public six months later once the dust settled.
A snap of twig behind me.
I turned. Sloane.
No coat, hair plastered to her skull, one boot on. In her fist, the yellow hat.
She walked toward the water, not yet seeing me crouched in the birch thicket. I stayed still.
She set the hat on the rowboat’s seat. Patted it like a pet. Then she pulled a silver flask, poured liquor over the brim, struck a match.
Flame whooshed blue then orange. She watched, arms folded, until only a blackened rim remained.
She whispered, maybe to the lake, maybe to herself: “No more games.”
Then she kicked the rowboat off its tie. It drifted away, burning.
She never saw me slip through the trees.
Paddle to Porter & Co.
County Road 12 met Route 9 after two miles of ditch-slogging. A gas station sat there, neon OPEN even at seven a.m. I borrowed the clerk’s phone. Dialed Greg’s office line.
He answered, bright and chipper. “Greg Porter.”
“Lou.” My voice surprised me – calm, almost bored. “Your hat burned. Your girlfriend’s nuts. See you soon.”
He stuttered. I hung up.
The clerk pieced my story into something he could call the sheriff about. I left before he finished. Ten minutes later I flagged a salt truck and the driver, a retired marine named Carl, drove me 86 miles straight to the city for fifty bucks and a promise I’d vote in November.
All the way down I crafted a plan: hotel, shower, courthouse order of protection, then Greg’s office with the letters, the photos, and Doyle as backup witness – he’d seen the yellow silhouette, could swear under oath.
But when Carl pulled up outside Porter & Co. on Madison, I spotted Greg through the glass lobby. Sweating, pacing. He clutched a carry-on bag. Running.
I thanked Carl, slipped into the side entrance.
Greg jabbed at the elevator button. I walked up behind him, planted a hand on his shoulder. He jumped sky-high.
“You look awful,” I said.
He eyed the security camera, leaned close. “Where’s Sloane?”
“Probably dredging the lake for my corpse.”
He swallowed. “Lou, listen – “
“I listened last night.” I pressed the stack of letters to his chest. “Your handwriting, right? You addressed them.”
Cameras or not, his face cracked. “She said we’d scare you out of the wedding, that you’d bounce back. It was temporary.”
“Temporary psychosis?”
“It was a prank.”
I laughed once, hard. “You and Sloane are made for each other. Run along.”
Greg tried to grab my wrist the same way Sloane had. I pulled a small canister from my pocket – bear spray from a display at the gas station.
His grip loosened.
“You do that,” he hissed, “I’ll sue.”
“Great. Discovery will be fun.”
The elevator dinged. I pressed the bear spray into his palm, forced a smile for the camera, and stepped away.
Doors closed on his stunned face.
Doyle’s Catch
Forty-seven minutes later in the lobby of the 23rd precinct, Doyle shuffled in, hat dripping, carrying a clear evidence bag. Inside: the charred yellow brim he fished from Carter Lake at dawn.
“Thought you might need this,” he said.
I did.
I wrote the statement. Doyle wrote his. Two detectives disappeared to find Sloane.
I declined coffee, declined the victim advocate pamphlet, declined to call a lawyer. I just wanted to sit a minute.
Then my phone chimed.
Unknown number. A selfie of Sloane in the back of a cruiser, wrists zip-tied, smile ear to ear. Caption: YOU WIN.
I saved it. Might need it later.
The detective moseyed out. “We got Greg Porter at LaGuardia. Boarding pass to Toronto. Extradition will be easy.”
I nodded.
Outside, rain had stopped. Sun cracked through, weak but there. I stepped onto Lexington, breathed wet concrete and bus exhaust.
No hats in sight. Just bare-headed people with Monday faces, hustling.
The Last Stitch
Two weeks later back at my half-ruined apartment, I painted over the red slur myself. I left a single letter visible under the new eggshell coat – the D. I might keep it as reminder or maybe I missed a spot. Doesn’t matter.
The wedding dress went to a thrift store. Registry canceled. Deposits forfeited.
Tonight I sit on the fire escape, knees tucked, Doyle’s walkie resting beside me as a keepsake. Channel nine is quiet, but I like knowing someone might still be listening.
My neighbor’s kid kicks a soccer ball below. It bounces off the dumpster and rolls toward the curb, stops exactly under a newspaper dispenser.
On top of the dispenser sits a brand-new baseball cap. Canary yellow.
Nobody near it. Just the cap.
I watch for a long time, legs numb from the grate. The kid finally scoops his ball, sees the cap, shrugs, and trots away.
The cap stays.
I climb back inside without touching it, shut the window, lock the latch, pull the shade.
Enough hats for one life.
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