THE QUARTERBACK RIPPED UP MY SISTER'S SKETCHBOOK. SO I BROUGHT MY CLUB TO HIS PEP…
A THUG SHOVED A HOMELESS BOY. THEN THE BOY POINTED AT MY VEST AND SAID…
I HAVE THE CLUB'S CREST TATTOOED ON MY BACK. SO DID THE 8-YEAR-OLD ORPHAN I…
I CURSED THE MOTHER WHO LEFT HER SON IN THE SNOW. THEN THE ER NURSE…
I SAVED A 6-YEAR-OLD FROM A FROZEN LAKE. THEN I READ THE NAME ON HER…
THE COPS TOLD ME TO GET LOST. SO I TOLD THE HELL'S ANGELS A PREDATOR…
THEY TIPPED MY WHEELCHAIR OVER FOR A TIKTOK. THEN THEY SAW THE PATCH ON MY…
MOTHER-IN-LAW DEMANDS BRIDE SIGN A PRENUP AT THE ALTAR β THEN THE MINISTER ANNOUNCES HE…
