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  They Told Him He Wasn’t Worthy Of Prom. Then 50 Bikers Pulled Up.

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  I Pulled Over A Rusty Chevy. My Captain Screamed “drop Your Gun” Through The Radio.

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  The Cop Pulled Over The Old Pickup. The License Plate Came Back Classified.

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  She Called His Home A “rotting Shack.” Then The Inspector Pried Up The Floorboards.

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  A Developer Offered Me $50,000 For My “trash” House. A Historian Just Told Me Why The Basement Is Sealed With Concrete.

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  The Neighbors Reported A “meth Lab.” The Swat Leader Found His Old Commander.

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  The Police Raided The Old Man’s Garage. They Left Saluting.

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  He Spent $2 Million On The Farm. He Forgot To Check Who Owned The Driveway.

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  The Rich Man Bought The Farm At Auction. The “poor” Woman In The Back Row Just Smiled.

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  I Called The Police On My Neighbor’s “terrorist” Flag. The Mayor Showed Up Weeping.

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  I Called The Cops On My Neighbor’s Weird Flag. Then The Mayor’s Motorcade Pulled Up.

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  The Sergeant Ordered Me To Euthanize The “rabid” K9. Then I Saw The Dog’s Signal.