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  I Called Child Services On The Mom Next Door. Then I Saw What Her Daughter Was Doing At The Fence.

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  The Soldiers Laughed At The Grandma’s “shaky” Hands. Then She Cleared The Jam.

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  The Army Guys Mocked The Old Man At The Firing Range. Then The Supervisor Read The Name On His Rifle.

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  The Dean Mocked The Foster Kid’s Shoes. Then He Saw The Whiteboard.

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  The Biker Chased Me To My Date’s Van. She Wasn’t Attacking Me.

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  The Biker At The Bus Stop Was Staring At Me. I Wasn’t The One In Danger.

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  The New Recruit Knew My Wife’s Name. I Broke Into His Footlocker.

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  The Veteran Bullied Me Over A Photo Of My Wife. Then I Found His Old Police File.

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  The Camp Dog Snapped At The New “chaplain.” I Looked At The Priest’s Boots.

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  We All Loved The New Guy. Then His Bible Fell Out Of His Locker.

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  The Drill Sergeant Slept With A Teddy Bear. I Stole It To Mock Him. It Weighed Five Pounds.

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  We Mocked The Old Supply Sergeant. Then The General Arrived And Saluted Him.