I CALLED CHILD SERVICES ON THE MOM NEXT DOOR. THEN I SAW WHAT HER DAUGHTER…
THE SOLDIERS LAUGHED AT THE GRANDMA'S "SHAKY" HANDS. THEN SHE CLEARED THE JAM. I run…
THE ARMY GUYS MOCKED THE OLD MAN AT THE FIRING RANGE. THEN THE SUPERVISOR READ…
THE DEAN MOCKED THE FOSTER KID'S SHOES. THEN HE SAW THE WHITEBOARD. I work security…
THE BIKER CHASED ME TO MY DATE'S VAN. SHE WASN'T ATTACKING ME. I met Gary…
THE BIKER AT THE BUS STOP WAS STARING AT ME. I WASN'T THE ONE IN…
THE NEW RECRUIT KNEW MY WIFE'S NAME. I BROKE INTO HIS FOOTLOCKER. Private Johnson was…
THE VETERAN BULLIED ME OVER A PHOTO OF MY WIFE. THEN I FOUND HIS OLD…
THE CAMP DOG SNAPPED AT THE NEW "CHAPLAIN." I LOOKED AT THE PRIEST'S BOOTS. We…
WE ALL LOVED THE NEW GUY. THEN HIS BIBLE FELL OUT OF HIS LOCKER. Private…
THE DRILL SERGEANT SLEPT WITH A TEDDY BEAR. I STOLE IT TO MOCK HIM. IT…
WE MOCKED THE OLD SUPPLY SERGEANT. THEN THE GENERAL ARRIVED AND SALUTED HIM. We called…