I Fired The Old Cleaning Lady For Being Late. Now The Ceo Is On His Knees.
I FIRED THE OLD CLEANING LADY FOR BEING LATE. NOW THE CEO IS ON HIS…
I FIRED THE OLD CLEANING LADY FOR BEING LATE. NOW THE CEO IS ON HIS…
I TOLD A "DIRTY FARMER" TO GET OFF THE SHOWROOM FLOOR. HE CAME BACK WITH…
THE SALESMAN LAUGHED AT MY MUDDY BOOTS. THEN I WROTE A CHECK FOR TEN TRUCKS.…
FIVE TRUCKERS FORMED A WALL TO SAVE THE DUCKS. THEN ONE OF THEM PUT ON…
A LINE OF TRUCKERS BLOCKED THE HIGHWAY FOR DUCKS. BUT THEY WEREN'T LOOKING AT THE…
THE SALESMAN TOLD THE "HOBO" TO USE THE SERVICE ENTRANCE. HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS…
I TOLD THE OLD MAN IN WORK BOOTS TO LEAVE THE PORSCHE DEALERSHIP. THEN MY…
THEY ASKED TO BORROW MONEY AFTER I WON THE LOTTERY. I SAID NO. THEN THEY…
I WON $40 MILLION. I TOLD MY WIFE WE WERE DESTITUTE TO SEE IF SHE…
I SAVED A GIRL FROM A HOUSE FIRE. MY BOSS FIRED ME FOR "PROPERTY DAMAGE"…
I GOT FIRED FOR PULLING A GRANDMA FROM A FIRE. THEN I SAW HER SON'S…
HE TIPPED ZERO AND TOLD ME TO "FIND A HUSBAND." HE FORGOT I BURIED HIM…