MY COP HUSBAND CAME HOME A HERO AFTER A CAR CHASE. I FOUND THE MAP…
I CALLED SECURITY ON A MAN IN DIRTY OVERALLS. HE WAS HOLDING THE DEED TO…
I TOLD THE MAN IN MUDDY BOOTS TO LEAVE MY WATCH SHOP. THEN A MAN…
HE THREW HER CRIB ON THE LAWN. THEN THE SHERIFF HANDED HER THE KEYS. Mr.…
THE LANDLORD EVICTED ME FOR A 'NOISE COMPLAINT.' THE POLICE SAID HE WAS TRYING TO…
MY ROOKIE PARTNER SLAMMED THE "HOMELESS" MAN INTO THE SQUAD CAR. THEN THE CHIEF OF…
THEY PULLED OVER A 'GANGSTER' FOR A BROKEN TAILLIGHT. THEN THEY OPENED HIS COOLER. The…
SHE CALLED THE OLD MAN "TRASH" IN THE PARKING LOT. AN HOUR LATER, HE WAS…
SHE TOLD THE OLD MAN IN LINE TO HURRY UP AND DIE. THEN THE CLERK…
MY BROTHER STOLE THE FARM TO FIND DAD'S "BURIED MILLIONS." HE JUST DUG UP A…
MY SISTER AND I WERE SPLITTING OUR MOTHER'S WILL. THEN THE LAWYER READ THE 'PATERNITY…
I FIRED THE OLD MAN FOR "SLEEPING" ON THE JOB. 10 MINUTES LATER, THE TURBINE…