Me Green Me

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  SHE TOLD ME I WAS THE DAUGHTER SHE NEVER HAD—AND THEN SHE TURNED MY HUSBAND AGAINST ME

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  THEY ARRESTED ME FOR BREAKING INTO MY EX’S HOUSE—BUT I SWEAR, IT WASN’T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE

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  MY GRANDMOTHER ASKED FOR A PRESCRIPTION—BUT WHAT THE PHARMACIST HANDED HER WASN’T MEDICINE

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  SHE SMILED FOR THE PHOTO—BUT LATER THAT DAY, SHE TOLD ME SOMETHING THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING

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  SHE WALKED INTO CHURCH IN THAT WHITE DRESS—AND EVERYONE FROZE WHEN SHE TOOK HER PLACE IN THE FRONT ROW

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  MY MOM WALKED INTO MY HOUSE UNANNOUNCED—AND CAUGHT US IN THE MIDDLE OF “DATE NIGHT”

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  I FOUND OUT THE TRUTH WHILE MY DAD WAS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH

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  MY KID ANNOUNCED IN WALMART THAT I “DON’T WEAR UNDERWEAR”—AND THEN CLAPPED

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  I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED MY MOM’S EMAIL—AND NOW I CAN’T LOOK AT HER THE SAME

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  MY HUSBAND TRIED TO SURPRISE ME WITH A ROMANTIC DINNER—AND ALMOST BURNED DOWN THE KITCHEN

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  HE DIDN’T SAY A WORD FOR SIX MONTHS—UNTIL HE SAW THE PUPPY AND ASKED A QUESTION NONE OF US WERE READY FOR

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  HE NEVER SPOKE TO ANYONE AT THE HOME—UNTIL THE DAY THE PUPPY SAT IN HIS LAP AND HE WHISPERED A NAME NONE OF US KNEW