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I NEVER PLANNED TO SEE MY BROTHER AT THAT BIKER EVENT—ESPECIALLY NOT IN A POLICE UNIFORM

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I THOUGHT THEY CAME TO HELP US—BUT THEY WEREN’T WHO I EXPECTED

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THEY NEVER LET ME PLAY—UNTIL THE DAY I BROUGHT HIS SET

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MY HUSBAND’S “WORK TRIPS” NEVER BOTHERED ME—UNTIL I SAW WHO PICKED HIM UP FROM THE AIRPORT

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HER BIRTHDAY PARTY NEVER HAPPENED—BUT TWO OFFICERS SHOWED UP ANYWAY

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MY SISTER SAYS SHE’S JUST “HELPING OUT”—BUT I FOUND CASH STUFFED IN HER FREEZER

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HE’S BEEN DOING MY HAIR SINCE MY HANDS STOPPED WORKING

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MY NEIGHBOR INVITED ME OVER FOR WINE—BUT HER HUSBAND HAD OTHER PLANS

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MY NEIGHBOR ASKED ME TO WATER HER PLANTS—BUT I FOUND SOMETHING IN HER BEDROOM I SHOULDN’T HAVE

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SHE LEFT HER ENGAGEMENT RING IN MY CAR—AND I KNOW SHE DID IT ON PURPOSE

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WE THOUGHT SHE WAS DYING—UNTIL THE NURSE SHOWED US THE BEAR

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