Me Green Me

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  SHE LOCKED HERSELF IN THE LIQUOR CABINET—AND THAT’S WHEN THE SOCIAL WORKER WALKED IN

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  THE BABY ON THE FLOOR MADE EVERYONE UNCOMFORTABLE—BUT I COULDN’T STAY SILENT

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  I ONLY WENT TO WATCH THE DIVE—BUT I LEFT IN AN OXYGEN MASK

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  I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST MY COACH—UNTIL I OVERHEARD WHAT HE SAID ABOUT ME

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  I SIGNED UP TO PICK UP TRASH—BUT LEFT WITH A JOB OFFER

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  I THOUGHT THEY FORGOT ABOUT ME—BUT THEN A DEPUTY HANDED ME THIS

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  I SIGNED UP FOR FREE TOYS—BUT WHAT I GOT WASN’T ON ANY LIST

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  MY POSTER WON THE CONTEST—BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I’LL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY

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  I THOUGHT THE PROGRAM WAS JUST ANOTHER SCHOOL THING—UNTIL HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE

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  I WAS ACCUSED OF STEALING A BIKE—BUT HE KNEW THE TRUTH

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  MY DAUGHTER WOULDN’T TALK TO ANYONE—UNTIL THE “DOG DETECTIVE” SHOWED UP

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  MY LITTLE BROTHER WORE A SPIDER-MAN SUIT TO FEEL BRAVE—AND THEY TREATED HIM LIKE A HERO