Me Green Me

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  HE ASKED THE OFFICER A QUESTION NO KID SHOULD EVER HAVE TO ASK

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  SHE HANDED HIM A PINK BAG—AND CHANGED HOW HE SAW HIS BADGE

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  SHE INSISTED ON SEEING HER TEAM ONE LAST TIME—AND HE CARRIED HER EVERY STEP OF THE WAY

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  THE ELEVATOR BROKE DOWN—AND THAT’S HOW I ENDED UP AS A HUMAN CHAIR

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  I BROUGHT HIM TO THE VET FOR A CHECKUP—AND LEFT WITH A QUESTION I WASN’T READY TO FACE

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  SHE GAVE HIM A TEDDY BEAR—AND HE TOOK OFF HIS SUNGLASSES TO HIDE THE TEARS

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  MY NIECES FOUND A STRAY CAT—AND THEN DROPPED A QUESTION THAT BROKE MY HEART

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  I USED TO CROSS THE STREET WHEN I SAW A COP—UNTIL THIS HAPPENED OUTSIDE THE SHELTER

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  MY MOM LEFT THIS NOTE ON MY DOOR—AND NOW MY BROTHER WON’T ANSWER MY CALLS

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  HE SMILED FOR THE CAMERA—BUT HIS HAND HELD THE TRUTH

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  MY MOM SAID “NO MORE PETS”—SO I BROUGHT HOME A HORSE AND A WIENER DOG

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  MY MOM SHOWED UP TO MY BABY SHOWER PREGNANT—BUT NOT FOR THE REASON YOU THINK