Once upon a time, a cab driver offered a lift to a nun. As she settled into the back seat, she couldn’t help but notice the handsome cabbie stealing glances at her through the mirror. With a gentle smile, she softly asked him why he seemed so focused on her. Curiosity twinkling in his eye, he hesitated and said, “Well, I have a rather personal question, but I don’t want to offend you.”
With a warm chuckle, she reassured him, “My dear, you can’t possibly offend me. I’ve been around long enough and seen quite a bit in my years as a nun. Whatever question you have, I’m certain it won’t be anything shocking.”
After a deep breath, the cab driver admitted, “Honestly, I’ve always fantasized about being kissed by a nun.” With a knowing smile, she replied, “Isn’t that interesting! Well, let’s see if we can make that a reality… But, there are a couple of conditions: you must be single and, of course, Catholic.” Excitement danced in the cabbie’s voice as he exclaimed, “Yes, indeed! I’m very much single and Catholic!”
“Alright then,” she said. “Why don’t you pull over into that nearby alley?”
Once parked, the nun gave him a kiss that left him starstruck, one that might even make a movie star blush. As they resumed their journey, however, she noticed a tear roll down his cheek. “My dear child,” she said with a compassionate tone, “what brings those tears to your eyes?” The cab driver, with a guilty expression, confessed, “I’m so sorry. I’ve lied to you. Truth is, I’m married and I’m actually Jewish.”
The nun, unperturbed and with a mischievous grin, responded, “Oh, don’t worry at all. By the way, my name is Steve, and I’m just on my way to a Halloween party!”
